Meet The Homeless Hunk Who Charms A Different Woman Into Putting A Roof Over His Head Every Night

Homeless Man Beds A Different Woman Each Night

In an era where well-groomed metrosexuals with fat wallets and designer clothes rule the roost, you wouldn’t think a man used to sleeping in dirty cardboard boxes and going for days without a shower would be an attractive proposition for the cosmopolitan ladies of New York.

Well think again. A homeless hunk is living off his wits and busy proving that it isn’t just god who loves a trier, a lot of ladies in the big apple do too, that is according to New York’s very own Lothario of the streets – homeless Joe.

Joe is a rugged and roaming Romeo who brags that although homeless, he lives the sort of lifestyle many dudes his age can only dream about – bedding a different lady love almost every day of the week.

The 26-year-old homeless hunk relies not on a steady source of income to keep a roof over his head, but a steady supply of willing ladies more than happy to oblige him when it comes to getting his head down every night and waking up with the aforesaid cranium nestled on perfumed pillows and his body wrapped in satin sheets.

The Manhattan maverick of no fixed abode obviously didn’t feel the need to romanticize his lifestyle when interviewed by Elite Daily. The straight-talking street walker cuts straight to the point.

“New York City is amazing it has 8 million people so you can f*** a different girl like, whenever you want. Dude I’ll go up to any random girl and tell them I love them, I wanna marry ’em – just for general recreational purposes.”

Homeless Joe also explained how through his lifestyle, his horizons are broadening and he’s becoming much more sophisticated.

“I was sleeping at this broad’s house and last night we went drinking and were eating lobster like classy individuals.”

Joe keeps himself relatively fresh and odor free during the day by blagging free shop samples of deodorant and hairgel. The extra income that he earns from begging also goes to maintaining his appearance.

Even though the homeless hunk has a limited wardrobe, with only four outfits to his name, and pockets full of empty, he claims his arrogance and swagger are enough to charm women into inviting him into their homes for up to several nights at a time.

Yet, Joe, who is originally from Boston, lives a lifestyle that comes ready packaged with a big health warning. He was kicked out of his mother’s house after she found his drug stash and he still admits to using drugs and drinking copious amount of alcohol each day.

“Never become like me… ever. This abstract lifestyle is not for everybody. I’m pretty sure if you look at all the homeless people in New York City I’m the only one that can really pull this s*** off.”

However, as it stands, the homeless hunk is still relishing his freedom and taking each day as it comes.

“I might sleep on cardboard like two or three nights a week but I literally wake up every single day and do whatever the f*** I want.

“It will be like 7 o’clock in the morning, girls wake me up and say you’re passed out on the sidewalk – you need to go home. I say I f***ing am home!”