John Travolta Time Traveler Photo Available on eBay

Unfortunately, your opportunity to drop a cool million dollars on proof that Nicolas Cage is a vampire has come and gone. But evidence to the fact that John Travolta is a time traveler, well, that photo is still for sale.

eBay seller anythingdeco has a photo of John Travolta from the 1860s. Anythingdeco is offering the photographic proof of Travolta’s time traveling abilities for just $500,000, and to sweeten the deal, the seller is offering to ship the photo for free.

The eBay seller writes:

“I believe this is the photograph of a very young John Travolta taken around 1860 and I mean the year 1860. This is a ruby glass ambrotype photograph and it is one of a kind. It hasn’t been changed, tampered with or altered in anyway. It is clear and is as nice as the day it was taken roughly 151 years ago.”

The eBay seller notes that John Travolta is a Scientologist, and that many Scientologists believe in reincarnation. This can only mean two things; John Travolta has lived, died, and was born again. Or he’s a time traveler.

Anythingdeco said:

“For those of you who don’t know, John Travolta is a Scientologist and many Scientologists believe in a type of reincarnation. Of course time travel can’t be ruled out as well.”

When the “Nicolas Cage is a vampire” photo hit the internet, a lot of people were skeptical about its authenticity. But now, with this equally convincing photo of John Travolta from the 1800s… I just don’t know how you can argue against the fact that John Travolta is a time traveler and Nicolas Cage is a vampire.

What do you think? Does John Travolta have the ability to travel back in time? If so, why hasn’t he destroyed Battlefield Earth?