Niall Horan Shares His Thoughts On Female Fashion

Niall Horan has his brain picked on a regular basis. In fact, you’d be hard pressed to find a subject the singer hasn’t discussed in recent days, excluding world events, politics and socioeconomic woes, mind you. Nobody cares about that stuff, anyway.

Since there are a finite number of topics that interviewers can toss in Horan’s general direction, it was only a matter of time before someone asked the guy to weigh in on female fashion. Since Niall spends a fair amount of his professional time staring at a sea of young women, you might think he would pick up a thing or two along the way. In theory, of course.

Not surprisingly, Niall Horan doesn’t have too much to say on the subject. According to Sugarscape, the One Direction singer definitely knows what he likes. However, that’s pretty much where it ends. If you came into this article looking for serious pointers from the One Direction heartthrob, then you’re going to walk away from this article with a heart full of extreme disappointment. We apologize about that.

You can find Niall Horan’s thoughts on the subject below. It’s pretty much what you’d expect from the guy, so don’t get your hopes up too much.

“They all seem to be doing, like, the rock chick look at the moment… shorts and boots. Kind of laid back… It’s nice. I’m not the kind of person that’s paying attention to women’s fashion at the minute — I can barely pay attention to my own!”

Let’s summarize, shall we? Don’t ask Niall for any fashion-related pointers. He’ll probably just suggest shorts and boots while leaving you hanging about a top. Typical male. This is why One Direction employs stylists and makeup artists.

However, this is one thing Niall Horan knows well enough to discuss at-length. Cow poop. That’s right — bovine feces. During a recent interview, Horan and fellow One Direction hunk Liam Payne revealed that the smells of cow crap remind them of home. Since the guys grew up around farms, this isn’t altogether surprising once you put it into context.

Niall Horan seemed particularly fond of the odor.

“Yeah, cow poo. I’m from the lake district of Ireland so there’s the smell of cows and sheep and fresh-cut grass.”

Payne also jumped into the conversation.

“I was going to say the same. We both live close to the countryside. Where I live there are farms and you can always smell…”

Say no more, Liam. Say no more. Between the cow crap and female fashion, we’re led to believe that interviewers need to come up with some better questions for Niall Horan and the boys. They’re clearly running out of things to discuss.

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