Maybelline’s Ideal-Woman Rubber Mask Means No More Makeup [Video]

No, it’s not Halloween — maybe it’s Maybelline. Ladies, no longer do you have the need to spend your hard earned dollars on facials, creams, foundation, blush, eye shadow, and all the other essentials used to enhance our natural beauty. No longer do women need to wake up an hour early in the mornings to ensure their makeup is fresh for the day.

Maybelline Introduces New Ideal-Woman Rubber Mask To Use In Place Of Makeup

There is a new product that has given the new meaning the catch phrase, “I need to put my face on.” It’s Maybelline’s Ideal-Woman Rubber Mask. According to The Onion, officials from Maybelline have unveiled what they consider to be their “most stylish and advanced beauty product to date.” Every woman can take advantage of this gorgeous latex polymer mask, which has been designed according to the standards of female beauty.

Once it stretches over the head, this one-size-fits-all mask fits snugly over the face, as reported by Jezebel. It only takes moments to line up the eyes, nose and mouth and viola, you’re set to face the day. No pun intended.

The Onion certainly knows how to poke fun at the beauty standards of today in their parody advertisement of the Rubber Mask. Maybelline’s fictitious Director of Marketing makes it clear that the Ideal-Woman Rubber Mask is the only beauty product you will ever need, according to Elite Daily.

“By simply yanking it over your face, you can instantly achieve a fresh look that conforms to Western ideas of beauty!”

Please take note that the Ideal-Woman Rubber Mask is only available in Caucasian.

This rubber mask would surely be a top seller at local clubs and bars as the bartenders are announcing last call. “Last call for the Maybelline Ideal-Woman Rubber Mask!” Women would certainly be bellying up to the bar to snatch one up. And every man would be thrilled with his “10.”

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