Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is known for its shocking content. Whether the topics include body odor, pigs pooping on tables, or Mama and Sugar Bear trying to get their groove back, many have become immune to the insanity. However, last night’s episode included a seen that some find more distasteful than most as Alana (Honey Boo Boo) finds a couple intimate gifts in Sugar Bears dresser drawer and begins to sing into a microphone-shaped personal massager while swinging around a pink tickle toy.
Although the inappropriate use of the intimate toys was shocking, it was not the strangest event that occurred on last night’s episode. The most normal topic of the night involved Anna and her fiance, Michael, getting a shared tattoo on each of their shoulders that reads, “Wherever you go, I will go” when they put their shoulders together. However, things got weird pretty quick as complaints of dry hair and Mama Bear’s refusal to go to a real hair salon turned into a kitchen expedition with the bounty being eggs, lard, and raw bacon, which was rubbed into the hair of the three youngest daughters.
The rental of a pet goat was another focus as a montage of Alana and a goat showed the two bonding together, only to be separated in the end when Mama Bear June decided not to keep the little guy. It was a little sad as Alana yelled at the truck as it left, “Come B-a-a-a-a-a-a-ck!”
Then, there was Sugar Bear and his gleeful excitement that Mama Bear is getting her mojo back. A romantic scene straight out of Lady and the Tramp where he and Mama Bear share a string of spaghetti leads to a behind-the-scenes intimate encounter and, eventually, Sugar Bear’s journey to the local lingerie store with his best buddy Jose.
“June’s been a little frisky these days and I wanted to keep the frisky going so I thought maybe some sexy lingerie would help. I’m in the mood to look at some lingerie. As long as it looks good on a female, you know it looks good to me but I actually like stuff that I can tear off with my teeth.”
And that scene is what eventually lead us to the uncomfortable moment when Honey Boo Boo found the intimate toys that Sugar Bear purchased. She didn’t know what they were, but decided to use them as the items they resembled, namely a microphone and pom poms.
Check out the video below for some more strange moments in Here Comes Honey Boo Boo history.