Donatella Versace was photographed frolicking in a bikini the other day during her vacation to St Bartz. She is so fashionable she has leather for skin. Who knows when she made the switch from normal skin to cow hide.
Let this be a lesson to you. Sunscreen is your friend. Put sunscreen on or look like Donatella Versace. Excuse me while I slip out to buy several hundred tubes.