Flappy Bird emerged on the app market and flapped straight to the top (shouldn’t it have fluttered around the center, though?), but there may be previously unconsidered risks to getting overly involved in the game. Here are eight Flappy Bird dangers we found on Twitter:
It can send philosophical thinking into overdrive.
Have you ever started to play Flappy Bird and thought it was just like your life?
Flappy Bird can, apparently, lead to divorce.
This is why you marry someone who can stand to lose.
WHERE DID FLAPPY BIRD EVEN COME FROM LIKE ONE DAY EVERYTHING IS NORMAL & THEN THE NEXT DAY PPL ARE CRYING & GETTING DIVORCED BC OF THIS GAME
— Funny Tweets (@Funny_TweetsQ) June 20, 2014
Flappy Bird can lead to a busted phone.
How to play flappy bird: 1. Tap 2. Lose 200 times in a row 3. Yell 4. Throw phone across room 5. Cry
— Girl Things ✌ (@GirITxts_) June 20, 2014
Get flappy bird they said� It’ll be fun they said.. pic.twitter.com/wZ2z5gWCNZ
— Kamille SkaNk (@rental_411) June 14, 2014
It can cause you to get extremely drunk.
We don’t really recommend playing this Flappy Bird drinking game. It is bound to be very short and end badly.
new drinking game: take a shot each time you die in flappy bird pic.twitter.com/mGMaAZgTKD
— Life Hacks (@HeIpfulTips) June 19, 2014
Flappy Bird can get you into trouble with your boss…
It’s probably not a good idea to tell your boss that Flappy Bird is why you’re late.
— Rishikesh Damodar (@Reco89) February 6, 2014
..or your teacher.
Flappy Bird in class is a bad idea. Really.
Playing Flappy Bird in class is difficult because I can’t punch things around me when I die
— Meaghan Mackey (@MackeyMeaghan) February 5, 2014
Unless, of course, your teacher plays in class too.
If your teacher is playing Flappy Bird on the projector, though, your education may be in danger. (We’ll assume this went along with the lesson!)
We play flappy bird in class pic.twitter.com/qKKcMGKjhU
— Taylor Budnik (@taylorbudnik) February 10, 2014
Flappy Bird may carry a risk of dancing.
Okay, there’s not much better than the feeling of beating your own high score.
When you get over 3 points on Flappy Bird.. https://t.co/BABsOmZESd
— Best Vines™ (@TBVines) June 17, 2014
If you’ve had your own Flappy Bird problems, add them in the comments!