Hey, want to see something cool? Check out this kid Kwe’Shaun Parker, a high school sophomore who’s already one of the top basketball prospects in the country. Kwe Parker throws down the kind of dunks you do when throwing away those TPS Form cover sheets, except he does them on 10-foot rims. What went wrong in your life?
Parker’s latest zero-gravity antics come courtesy of @EliteMixtapesNC, and they show Parker getting down in some pre-game messing around. Look on this work, ye mighty, and despair.
Did we mention Kwe’Shaun Parker is a sophomore in high school? Parker won’t graduate until 2016. By then, you’ll maybe be sub-supervisor in the accounting department. And your back might hurt a bit more.
At 6’2, 165lbs, Kwe would have to do a bit of growing just to be the size, say, Golden State Warrior Steph Curry, so stow away those thoughts that you might be looking at the Next Lebron James. Lebron was a grown man with a pension and a mortgage by the time he was Kwe’Shaun Parker’s age. Just kidding, but he looked like he could have been.
Besides, Lebron was and is about more than the dunks. Parker’s got handles and an okay mid-range jumper, but we’ll have to see how he develops over the next couple of years before we can really start thinking about his prospects as a pro.