20 Weird Signs Whose Very Existence Makes You Scratch Your Head — Can You Figure Out What They Mean?

Weird Signs

The internet is like a giant vacuum cleaner for odd and weird stuff. The online mega-forum Reddit seems to be where a lot of this weird stuff ends up. Take, for example, this collection of bizarre, seemingly nonsensical but all-too-real signs collected from various places around the country and the world.

We’ll give it our best shot, but if any of you can tell us what these signs mean, or even why they exist, you must be a lot smarter than we are.

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Not that there’s anything wrong with that!

Weird Signs 1

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The evil of ducks must be eradicated!

Weird Signs 2

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But, it’s recycling.

Weird Signs 3

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Actually, we’d pay money to see someone swallow these.

Weird Signs 4

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On the other hand, this is more than we can say for some people…

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Kind of depends on how you cook them, though, doesn’t it?

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WELL, IS IT???

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So, six racist stereotypes on one sign. Impressive.

Weird Signs 8

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Apparently, something very bad happened involving these delicious cookies.

Weird Signs 9

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A 90 day sentence hardly seems enough…

Weird Signs 10

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But what if we like slurping steaming hot coffee out of our bare hands?

Weird Signs 11

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Make up your mind, Colorado Springs.

Weird Signs 12

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Now we really want to see those photos.

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Stop poisonating, people!

Weird Signs 14

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Words of eternal wisdom, from a box of Christmas lights.

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But we really can’t know until we try, can we?

Weird Signs 16

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Not just any weapons and puppies, the best weapons and puppies.

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So one is five grand but three for 10? Good deal.

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But then, how do we know if they fit?

Weird Signs 19

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And we’ll leave you with this, because right now, we have no words.

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What’s the weirdest sign you’ve ever seen?