Breaking up is hard to do, especially when it’s done via handwritten letter. For one little girl, she had reached her boiling point with her apparently uncommunicative boyfriend, so she decided she would write him a very strong-worded letter to end their romance.
“Shawn I am braking up with you,” wrote the girl in her letter. “You have not talked to me since the day you ask me out. That was 3 months ago. You need to git it together or you will never be mareed and that will be sad. You should git mareed. Just not to me. Rachel”
Way to be blunt, Rachel. It’s sad their relationship had to come to an end, but this may be the best “brake up” letter ever.
Notes from little kids seem to be, without fail, the funniest. Last year, a mother of two boys posted an apology letter written by her 9-year-old son to her 5-year-old son on Facebook, and it wound up going viral pretty quickly.
“To the best brother ever,” wrote the apologetic boy. “I’m very sorry that I pinched you in the nuts. I’m so sad that I feel the pain. I know that this note won’t completely make it up for you so heres $1.00 all for you! I know it doesn’t make the pain go away and I can’t put a band-aid on it! You wouldn’t be able to pee! I hope you better in the morning buddy! Love from Zac.”
Bill Cosby was right – kids really do say the darndest things.