Beyonce is going on a diet

The gossip is that Beyonce has just embarked on a new weightloss regime in order to lose thirty pounds. And she ain’t exactly fat.

Apparently she is on a very restrictive diet. She is supposedly trying to get down to a size two by eating very small portions and drinking lots of water. She could try the Winehouse diet, crack and booze, that seems to melt the extra pounds right off.

This sudden interest in weight loss by Beyonce is reportedly for an upcoming movie role and not because she looked at Rhianna and felt fat.

Which brings us to our favorite rant about body image, unrealistic Hollywood exectations and role models that aren’t really role models. If Beyonce is fat, then we have a problem *end rant*.