Khloe Kardashian Contemplates Cure For Camel Toe, Calls Hers A ‘Gift’

Khloe Kardashian, the towering 29-year-old Kardashian sister is known for, well, not much. Like all of the Kardashians, she is known mostly for being known. Of course, in the absence of any other noteworthy accomplishments or qualities, the public needs something to latch on to, a distinctive feature to keep this Kardhasian or that Kardashian a topic of public conversation.

With Khloe Kardashian, as with her sister Kim, because there’s not a lot of “there” there, the magazine-buying, social media-consuming, reality TV-watching public fixates on a physical feature. With Kim, it’s her oversize backside that has given Americans endless hours of diversion from their humdrum daily existence.

In the case of Khloe Kardashian, the object of fascination is situated on the other side of her body, her “camel toe.”

For those unfamiliar with the technical terminology, “camel toe” is defined by the online encyclopedia Wikipedia as, “the outline of a human female’s labia majora, as seen through tightly fitting clothes. Due to a combination of anatomical factors and the tightness of the fabric covering it, the crotch and mons pubis may take on a resemblance to the forefeoot of a camel.”

Okay, are we clear now? Good.

Anyway, for whatever reason this awkward issue has plagued Khloe Kardashian on a persistent basis, and seems to occur in almost any outfit she wears. The topic of the Khloe Kardashian camel toe has become so all-pervasive that the Keeping Up With the Kardashians co-star felt the need to address it in a recent interview.

“My camel toe is a gift from me to you,” Khloe told an interviewer as she was promoting the latest Kardashian-licensed fashion line. “That is just what God gave me!”

But she also says that she believes she has found a solution to the recurring sartorial faux pas.

“I wear Spanx now, so I don’t get a camel toe anymore,” she said, optimistically. “I’ve learned my lesson a million times.”

Indeed, there are hard lessons in life to be learned for a Kardashian. In fact, Khloe earlier addressed the problem on an episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

“It is what it is,” Khloe Kardsahian said on an episode broadcast last September. “I have a big p****. I can’t control it.”