Aren't people's action figures and Barbie-esque dolls supposed to look better than themselves in real life? Robert Pattinson has been shafted on his new collector's figurine, which has worse hair than his real self (that's hard) and is dressed in pleather pants to top things off.
Mr. Hunky Twilight star sabotaged himself by admitting that he didn't wash his hair, saying "I don't have much of a sense of personal hygiene or styling or anything. I gave up washing it a while back." Hence the crazy-haired doll!
If purchased, this doll should be locked in a collector's chest, and not kept in the bedroom. How could you sleep looking at this?
Egads. There's more of them out there!