Jane Lynch Mocks Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck at Conference

Jane Lynch- known to Glee fans as Sue Sylvester, the scheming Cheerios coach- killed during a speech at D9 earlier this week.

Lynch, speaking as “Acting CEO” of News Corp., ragged on Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck, sniping:

“I’m launching a Fox News investigation into the young and fresh face cast of Glee. I have some inside information and I don’t believe one of them are real Americans. I’ve also convinced Glenn Beck to stay on at Fox for one final gig – as a dying patient on House — with a horrendous malady. His sickness is consuming him from the inside out.”

Lynch also roasted soft target Palin:

“Though not firm as of yet, I’m pretty sure we got Sarah Palin to do a guest spot on Glee. She’ll perform an original tune I penned: ‘Look at Me, I’m Batsh*t Crazy.”

Conservative idols weren’t the only target of Lynch’s deadpan humor. She also announced plans regarding The Daily:

“Never heard of it, never seen it, so clearly I’ll be shutting that down…”

and some old media targets:

“I’ll be incorporating a comics page into the Wall Street Journal. I’m a big fan of Family Circus. So seemingly mundane, and yet dripping with irony. It works on so many levels.”

Do you find Lynch funny, or is she a one trick pony?