Kellen Winslow Made Fun Of By Boston Market After Allegedly Masturbating In Car

Kellen Winslow first had to contend with reports that he was masturbating in his car in a Target parking lot, and now he’s got Boston Market to deal with as well.

A police report released this week noted that Winslow was reportedly masturbating inside of his Cadillac Escalade just minutes before he was arrested for possession of synthentic marijuana in November. After Winslow claimed that he was stopping for directions to a Boston Market — and denied he was masturbating — the restaurant chain couldn’t resist poking fun of him on Twitter.

“Next time, you can use our convenient store locator to find the #BostonMarket near you http://goo.gl/6hHl4i,” the company wrote on Twitter.

The police report from the East Hanover Township (New Jersey) Police Department, filtered out to the press this week, revealing the embarrassing accuation against the NFL tight end.

According to the report, a witness spotted Kellen Winslow pleasuring himself inside the car.

“As she stood near the open driver-side window of the Escalade, she observed the male’s erect penis,” the report said. “She stated she believed he was masturbating.”

A rep for Winslow denied the report.

“Kellen pulled over to a parking lot to smoke what he thought at the time was a legal substance,” the spokeswoman, Denise White, said in a statement released Friday morning. “He changed his clothes in his vehicle as to not smell like smoke when he returned home.

“There was absolutely nothing inappropriate that took place, and if there was, police would have investigated further and charged Kellen, which they did not. This will be the only time we comment on this unfounded and ridiculous claim.”

.@kellenwinslowjr Next time, you can use our convenient store locator to find the #BostonMarket near you http://t.co/Kgog8nxZ5V

— Boston Market (@bostonmarket) January 17, 2014

An officer noted that Kellen Winslow was not masturbating when he came to the car to question him.