Paris Refused a New Dog… Finally, Justice.

Paris Hilton, one of our most famous animal collectors, was recently dealt a blow that ended up with her in tears. I can’t help but giggle: our beloved Page Six outed Paris on her most recent escapades, which involved tromping into The Puppy Store on Melrose to get a dog so that she could look “cuter” for a photoshoot. Um, and where exactly was one of her (many) chihuahuas? Not as close as The Puppy store was! The scoop:

[Paris was] rebuffed by an employee who said it was clearly “an impulse buy.” Hilton, who has a menagerie of neglected animals, went ‘ballistic,’ we’re told. She started screaming, ‘I love my puppies! I want my baby!’ – but to no avail.

This makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside, for many reasons. A little doggie was saved, and moreover, thanks to Paris, my job is a heck of a lot easier. I couldn’t make this sh*t up!