Zac Efron’s jaw has been wired shut, and the heartthrob has been unable to speak for a while. Two of Efron’s friends have the reason why all figured out, and they are here to let you (and anyone with access to YouTube) know that it was from a bizarre sex act, not from a really bad fall like he said. (The video is below)
OK, it is probably a good idea to tell you now that this is a joke. Well, the YouTube video posted by Zac Efron’s friends, Miles Teller and Michael B. Jordan, is a joke. His jaw really is wired shut.
Teller and Jordan, Zac Efron’s “That Awkward Moment” co-stars sat with Efron in the video and told the world that they did not believe that Efron really slipped on a puddle. Their claim is that Zac Efron was home with a girl, giving her the absolute worst sexual experience of her life.
They went into detail about just how awful it was.
After Zac Efron’s awful sexual experience, his friends said the girl was quite angry. Then they turned to Efron and said:
“So she picked up a book, a heavy book, and slammed it into your beautiful face, Case Closed.”
Teller and Jordan then gave each other a huge high five!
Zac Efron, who was present for the entire video, just had to sit there and listen to his friends tell this horrible story about his sexual escapades with his jaw wired shut, unable to speak. By the end of the video, he looks like he is ready to take a tire iron to the two if he could.
While it is so obviously a joke. It is still ridiculously more interesting than Zac Efron falling in a puddle.
What do you think of the idea of Zac Efron getting his jaw broken by a rotten one night stand?