Katy Perry Not Ready For Kiddie Perry

Singer Katy Perry

It’s a sure thing that Katy Perry is going to make the coolest mom ever one day.

The future kiddie Perry is going to grow up in some kind of wonderland with bubblegum wishes and soda pop dreams that’ll make the spoiled little brats from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory all feel like Charlie, pre-golden ticket.

Some day, but not any time soon, says Katy Perry.

“I’m definitely not there yet, and I can’t plan that far in advance,” Katy says in an interview with Marie Claire.

Apparently former husband Russell Brand was big on the idea of having kids, but Katy wasn’t jumping on the baby bandwagon soon enough.

“He really wanted me to have children, and I knew I wasn’t ready,” said Perry, princess of all things pop.

Katy Perry’s yes-no-maybe-so relationship with singer John Mayer may have been the victim of the baggage the singer had from her divorce.

“I still needed to deal with all of my ex-husband stuff. I hadn’t,” Perry said. “It’s almost like if I kept talking about it, it would seem like I actually cared about it. I don’t.”

It’s good to get the scoop from Katy herself with all the “Katy Perry John Mayer Kids” hoopla going around the gossip grinder. She’s certainly a nurturer as UNICEF’s Goodwill Ambassador. But one wonders what life will be like for the future Baby Perry. Certainly there’s the question of Katy Perry nursing versus formula; do they have frosting flavored Similac? If so, are there sprinkles in it?

It’s a safe bet that Katy’s kid(s) will be raised in an environment that closely resembles a live-action version of Candy Land on the Fourth of July. Cuz, y’know, “fireworks” (we tried).

And certainly one parental conflict the world is never going to hear about is Katy Perry restricting her child’s hair color in adolescence. Never in a million years will that happen, lest the universe collapse in a black hole of ironic paradox.

What do you think of Katy Perry’s potential future motherhood? Would Katy and John Mayer have attractive children? What would you expect a kid’s room in Katy Perry’s house to look like?