Men are Booby Trapped in Uganda

Ugandan police have issued a warning about women using chloroform smeared on their breasts, to knock men out before robbing them blind. A brilliant plan!

Apparently, a criminal gang has been using well-endowed women to attract potential robbery targets. When the guys get too close they pass out, allowing the gang to get busy.

“You find the person stripped totally naked and everything is taken from him,” explains a police spokesman. “And the victim doesn’t remember anything. He just remembers being in the act of romancing.”

Yes romancing. That was definitely what the guy was doing.

Police say the breasts gangs are targeting traveling businessmen, who tend to carry more cash, and they should be extra careful while in Uganda.

The victims were robbed of their belongings, including clothes, and found naked “knockered out” (boom tish), when what they really wanted was to be found naked in a conscious state. Its a breast scam. I’ll stop now.