Justin Bieber, Lauren Pope, And Useless $3 Million Confidentiality Agreements

Justin Bieber, “big booty” naked strippers, Lauren Pope, the unholy trinity of Chris Brown, Snoop Lion, Floyd Mayweather, loud music, and a triple visit from police.

These are the red circle items that have emerged from the singer’s wild Friday house party, despite a comically ineffective $3 million confidentiality agreement allegedly signed by over 100 guests and workers.

“Partygoers and workers signed a confidentiality agreement in which they agreed not to tweet, text, phone, Facebook, record, write or in any other manner spill the beans on what went on,” TMZ reported.

Yet, news about Bieber’s bash — that led to three visits from police after neighbors called in with complaints about loud music — continues to hit the presses.

Which does rather make us wonder if a) Everyone the singer knows is so rich they actually don’t care about penalties? Or b) the original $5 million clause needs to go back in. Stat.

It’s speculated that Bieber has stepped up his legal arrangements when video footage of him sleeping in a Brazil villa found its way online, after a woman named Tati Neves filmed the heartthrob on her phone during an after party on the South American leg of his Believe tour.

It’s claimed 20 “big booty” strippers entertained the star, Brown, Mayweather, Snoop, T.I,. and Trey Songz and other guests. We’re told Bieber tipped “like a pro,” along with guests, to the tune of $10,000 and made it “rain all night.”

One working girl reportedly also told TMZ she made $1,300.

Other alleged ‘facilities’ on tap at the party described by the pop star the day after as “some Great Gatsby s***”, allegedly included alcohol, marijuana, three open bars, and risque games such as strip beer pong.

And the revelations keep coming.

Justin Bieber Reportedly Made Eyes With Lauren Pope At His Wild Party

(Photo: Lauren Pope reportedly caught Bieber’s eye at his “wild” Friday house part.)

A source told UK tabloid newspaper The Sun that Justin spent most of his time at the party ogling Lauren Pope, a former glamour model. The 31-year-old female DJ is also known for starring in a British reality show called “The Only Way is Essex.”

“They were together all night and seemed to only have eyes for each other,” the purported source told the paper. “They were dancing and talking and seemed pretty into one another.”

Lauren was apparently attending the party with her pal Donatella Panayiotou, who is in LA filming a new reality TV show for E!

Like we said, a lot of information, that may or may not be true.

Meanwhile, Bieber is still in Mexico City, ahead of his second concert in the capital. The superstar performed for 60,000 at the Foro Sol Monday night and tweeted his appreciation after the show.

MEXICO you were crazy tonight!! thank you. SOLD OUT STADIUM! Nothing better! te amo. See u tomorrow. #BelieveTour

— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) November 19, 2013

The pop prince has another reason to be in good spirits. He hit the top spot on iTunes on Monday with “PYD,” his duet with R&B legend R. Kelly as part of his “Music Mondays” series.

One Direction have since hit No.1 with their new single “Diana.”

Justin congratulated the boy band on Twitter earlier today.

How very Gatsby-like.