Depressed Bachelor Cuts Off Penis Because He Couldn’t Find A Girlfriend

In the latest odd news story out of China, a 26-year-old man cut his own penis off because he couldn’t find a girlfriend in the new city which he moved to.

The man, Yang Hu, said he had severed his manhood as he had “no use for it” since he was having trouble finding any kind of “romantic outlet.”

After cycling to the hospital in excruciating pain, doctors asked Hu where the severed penis was. His response was that he had left it at home.

The doctors told the man to cycle back home and fetch his penis if there was to be any chance of re-attaching it successfully.

Amazingly Hu cycled home, picked up his penis and cycled back to the hospital.

Unfortunately doctors needed to inform him that the penis had been without a blood supply for so long and was impossible to re-attach.

The man’s friend told doctors that Hu had been depressed about the fact that since moving to the new city he was unable to find romance and felt that if he just removed his penis he might stop thinking about woman.

The friends who accompanied Hu were very upset with the doctors as they said that if Hu would have been provided with an ambulance his penis could have been re-attached.

It is not clear at this time what the man used to sever his penis or what medical professionals can do now to ensure that Yang Hu will be made as comfortable as possible, without his manhood.