Want To Know Why Twitter Keeps Going Down? They’re All Stoned
Tech : Duncan Riley
Posted: June 3, 2008

Via Valleywag, Twitter developer Alex Payne explains what the real problem with Twitter’s team maybe be drugs:

I guess that latest $15 million buys some serious weed. An explanation of “smoking a bowl” here, and remember, the next time Twitter is down, someone send the Twitter team munchies and water to straighten the team up so they can fix the problem. Also substitute “Twitter is down” with “the Twitter team is stoned again” during future outages…it has a more colorful ring to it :-)

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  • June 3, 2008 at 11:37 pm Duncan Riley
    Ev and Biz as Cheech and Chong :-)
  • June 3, 2008 at 11:41 pm sam
    utter bullshit, the fact you trust valleywag for info means you dont know what the fuck you are talking about! you really wanna know whats going on with twitter then look at traffic & resources & not a wannabe blog like vallywag!!!!!!
  • June 3, 2008 at 11:43 pm Duncan Riley
    Actually Sam, I checked the Twitter post out myself and linked to it after I confirmed Alex was INDEED a Twitter employee. I also cross referenced the phrase as well to check its meaning. Valleywag found it, but IT IS BASED ON A TWEET FROM A TWITTER EMPLOYEE. I did my homework, and the links are in the post, they didn't make this up. Besides, Owen isn't that good :-)
  • June 3, 2008 at 11:49 pm sam
    duncan ok, seeing what i see & what i know about twitter i cant believe that. there are some good people there & i think this tweet was taken out of context
  • June 4, 2008 at 12:02 am Duncan Riley
    Sam, I'm no puritan and indeed my jokes can raise eyebrows as well, but such an insiders drug reference (and yes, I had to look it up because I hadn't heard it before).... well, it doesn't look good. Even the context doesn't seem funny, I mean you can joke about people being stoned when they're clueless for example, but this..well, it should raise eyebrows at least
  • June 4, 2008 at 12:34 am Tyler
    you didn't know what smoking a bowl meant? holy hell duncan you disappoint me sometimes.
  • June 4, 2008 at 12:37 am Duncan Riley
    Tyler, sorry, drugs were never my thing..or that it's not a term used in Australia, at least when I was 19.
  • June 4, 2008 at 12:39 am Robert Scoble
    Duncan: you need to live in California. That's a very common term here to refer to someone doing something dopey.
  • June 4, 2008 at 12:42 am Anthony Citrano
    @sam: so, "good people" don't smoke pot? @duncan: yeah, we know pot makes people clueless. dear lord, I thought Reefer Madness was behind us.
  • June 4, 2008 at 12:43 am Mark "Rizzn" Hopkins
    Pretty common in the midwest, too. Mostly referring to people smoking actual bowls of pot, not doing dopey things. Not that I'd know.
  • June 4, 2008 at 12:45 am Robert Seidman
    Scoble: are you HIGH? "Are you HIGH?" is a common phrase to refer to someone doing something dopey. But "smoking a bowl"? C'mon. And either way Duncan's right -- the appearances of this are very bad and Twitter probably needs some in-house policy for employee tweeting that could potentially make them look bad.
  • June 4, 2008 at 12:48 am Robert Scoble
    Robert: yes, "smoking a bowl" is same thing in California as saying "are you high?" Other ways to say it: "you're on crack." Or "hitting the bong again?" or, how I usually say I've done something stupid: "I've had too much Merlot."
  • June 4, 2008 at 12:49 am Anthony Citrano
    But if he said "drinking a beer", would the reaction be the same? It's funny, I still expect hysteria about this stuff among the population at large, but the last place I'd expect to encounter it would be among techies, who owe the entire infotech revolution (the internet, the PC, and much more.) to illicit drugs.
  • June 4, 2008 at 12:49 am Duncan Riley
    @anthony actually most people I've ever met who were stoned usually didn't make an awful lot of sense :-) Either way: should employees of a funded company (and lots of $$$ as well) be sitting around taking drugs while their core business is falling to pieces? would you really argue that pot helps them sort the downtime issues out? An adjunct: I'm just finishing the book Berlin, Twitter is starting to remind me of the last days of the Reich.
  • June 4, 2008 at 12:50 am Robert Scoble
    Duncan: stop hitting the crack pipe and get back to work bringing us tech news, OK?
  • June 4, 2008 at 12:51 am Duncan Riley
    +1 Robert Seidman it's not just me :-) Are you high/ stoned are common jokes. Ultimately its about appearances, this is a company that should be in crisis mode trying to sort their problems out, and instead they would appear to be living the high life instead :-)
  • June 4, 2008 at 12:52 am Anthony Citrano
    @Duncan - you've probably met a lot of people who were high and you didn't know it. I am not saying they should "sit around and take drugs" but am pointing out our irrational hysteria about such things. We turn it all into a cartoon. We confuse use with abuse. And, yes, depending on the individual, it might very well help them sort out downtime issues.
  • June 4, 2008 at 12:52 am Mo Jawhari
    Smoking a bowl is not really DRUGS drugs. Havin a beer is about the same level. It all depends on your tolerance.
  • June 4, 2008 at 12:53 am Allison
    geeze so people talking about The Kentucky Derby means they are running in it? sheesh some people are a leeeelte to quick to leap on the soapbox/bandwagon
  • June 4, 2008 at 12:54 am Robert Scoble
    Duncan: I didn't get out of this that the current Twitter team is actually doing drugs, just throwing around drug references at work. I'd be making such references too if I were going through their code base. "Who was hitting the bong when they wrote this code?" I think you're reading way too much into this and just trying to get more hits on your site. Like I said, stop hitting the crack pipe and get back to work.
  • June 4, 2008 at 12:56 am Anthony Citrano
    @Mo - my point exactly. If someone says "have a beer" we don't leap to the conclusion that the person is a hopeless, raging alcoholic. But "smoke a bowl" and they're stoners, slackers, sitting around watching bad movies and eating cookie dough. It'd be funny if it wasn't so sad.
  • June 4, 2008 at 12:56 am Mo Jawhari
    Anthony C: Agree 100%. People smoke pot and nobody knows about it. Many developers smoke pot. It helps with algorithmic thinking; iteration, recursion, branching.
  • June 4, 2008 at 12:58 am Duncan Riley
    Scoble, cite multiple occasions you've used drug references like this? There was no :-) after it either suggesting it may have been a joke. Do you think a startup like this should be making jokes about drugs in this way when they can't even competently keep their product up for any serious length of time?
  • June 4, 2008 at 12:59 am Robert Scoble
    I've used drug references all the time. I told a class of journalists at San Jose State University that they were all smoking crack. Again, I think you are reading WAY too much into this. Damn, we aren't even allowed to have fun anymore, especially when we are under stress? Screw that. And this isn't about using drugs, it's about having to be "clean" when speaking in public. This stuff makes me sad, cause in your world all we'd hear is PR-cleansed speech.
  • June 4, 2008 at 1:02 am Robert Scoble
    In the real world people use drug references all the time. Please stop hitting the crack pipe and get back to work. Here's a few times I've used "Crack" before: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=scoble+crack&btnG=Google+Search
  • June 4, 2008 at 1:02 am Robert Seidman
    Robert, I live in San Francisco and have for 10 years. "Smoking a bowl" is not the same thing as saying "Are You High" or even "stop hitting the crack pipe" in my experience. That doesn't mean Scoble's wrong and they weren't just throwing out drug references to alleviate stress. Either way, the tweet was a bad idea for the guy: no upside, potential downside.
  • June 4, 2008 at 1:02 am Robert Scoble
    Here's where my name is used along with "smoking dope." http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=scoble+smoking+dope&btnG=Search
  • June 4, 2008 at 1:03 am Duncan Riley
    BS Scoble. The context is wrong, it's not clearly a joke, and it uses a term that isn't widely used in the general community (despite what some suggest above...who you know right :-) ). Besides, if you actually read the post you'll know I'm having some fun with it anyway.
  • June 4, 2008 at 1:03 am Robert Scoble
    Robert: I think everyone on this thread has smoked a bowl tonight. See ya later.
  • June 4, 2008 at 1:08 am Vincent X
    I can totally imagine some of the people at Twitter smoking weed sometimes, and there's nothing wrong with that. And I agree with Mo and Anthony. Personally I tend to think of marijuana as an amplifier, just amplifying the nature of a person to a bigger degree, amplifying how they already are. Slackers smoking weed will feel even more like slacking, neat freaks who are high will feel like doing some clean up, etc, etc. In my opinion based on things I've noticed. I might be wrong though.
  • June 4, 2008 at 1:09 am Tyler
    @robert, does everyone include you?
  • June 4, 2008 at 1:10 am Robert Scoble
    Tyler: metaphorically, yes, which explains why I haven't Hidden this comment cluster yet. Sigh.
  • June 4, 2008 at 1:12 am Tyler
    i go where the conversation is, regardless of how retarded it is. thats why i don't hide ;) i might miss some good noise
  • June 4, 2008 at 1:16 am Guillaume
    That was my biggest laugh of the morning! "Twitter's down cuz he's to stoned to be up and high" :D You gotta appreciate the humor LOL. Update: I've actually read all your comments, and I must agree with the scobleizer, you oughta quit the crack. Fingerpointing is a pretty lame thing (except when aiming at politicians ;) ).
  • June 4, 2008 at 1:16 am Mark "Rizzn" Hopkins
    OK, seriously - I have no problem with someone smoking pot. Or drinking a beer. Or popping mushrooms. Or smoking peyote. Or dropping acid. There I said it. I DO have a problem with people doing it while they're working. This isn't underwater basketweaving. It's software architecture and engineering. You don't drive better drunk, and you certainly don't make a better status microblogging utility stoned.
  • June 4, 2008 at 1:21 am David Cole
    You all should smoke a bowl and relax!! Anthony C. hit it on the head, all folks that smoke pot are not slackers, loser, lazy or drug addicts! Should he have posted it, NO! So write his boss an email, don't spread bad news and be a gossip freak! Are you an investor of the company? If so, then you really shouldn't be talking!! It seems Duncan is trying to get hits on his URL to me and that's not gossip, that perception!
  • June 4, 2008 at 1:24 am Vincent X
    "The entire personal computer revolution came out of the San Francisco Bay area and was pioneered by pot smoking members of the counterculture," said Steven Hager, editor-in-chief of High Times. "Because these people tend to be highly creative and because Macs are the choice of most art and video professionals, I guess that's your story." A couple of veteran journalists who covered the creation of the Macintosh in the mid-1980s claim pot had a profound influence on the design of the machine. That's a claim denied by others, including Jef Raskin, the head of the Mac's design team. "The Mac building was a very loose outfit," said one journalist, who asked to remain anonymous. "The building was permeated with a certain odor." Another journalist -- the former editor of a famous Macintosh magazine -- said the Mac's engineers and programmers were always smoking weed. "There were people out the back in the parking lot smoking pot all the time," said the editor, who also asked to remain anonymous."
  • June 4, 2008 at 1:29 am Anthony Citrano
    @Vincent: it's pretty well-known that the tech revolution was steeped in psychedelics and pot. Read Markoff's book, Dormouse. @Mark: I think it depends on the person as to whether psychoactives can help one be more focused and/or creative. I know a lot of very smart, very talented people who have decided that they do.
  • June 4, 2008 at 1:31 am Duncan Riley
    Scoble, lets face it, the only reason you're defending Twitter is because they gave you an interview. The change in tone on your blog overnight was obvious. If I was joking, I could say they blew you....but that would be as inappropriate as a drug reference :-)
  • June 4, 2008 at 1:32 am Mark "Rizzn" Hopkins
    @Vincent: manage a team of stoners that get high at work vs. those that know how to separate their recreation from the production with side-by-sides on productivity and accuracy and get back to me. I have, I know from what I speak. There may have been pot-smoking at Mac. Who knows. Not I, I wasn't there. I do know that if I have someone on my team stoned on the job, they won't be on the job any longer.
  • June 4, 2008 at 1:34 am Anthony Citrano
    @Vincent: And Jobs has said that doing LSD was one of the "two or three most important things" he has done in his life.
  • June 4, 2008 at 1:37 am Mark "Rizzn" Hopkins
    @Anthony: Would Jobs take LSD before delivering a keynote? I rather doubt it. It may be important, but improving productivity and performance it doesn't. Separate work and play. All I'm saying. Psychoactives very easily can be linked to increased creativity, but software engineering and development also requires a level of analytics and practicality that can easily go out the window while under the influence.
  • June 4, 2008 at 1:40 am Jody Carbone
    One question - how many tech companies have mandatory drug testing?
  • June 4, 2008 at 1:43 am Anthony Citrano
    @Mark - I agree, except that I wouldn't qualify psychoactive use as necessarily play - but again, like all of this it depends on the user. I definitely hear what you're saying. But back to the topic, pot specifically: I think whether marijuana is a productivity killer or enhancer depends on the user. I've seen it turn some people into morons for a couple of hours, and I know many others who find it indispensable for certain types of work. I guess I'm just saying it's not as clear cut as some imply.
  • June 4, 2008 at 1:45 am Anthony Citrano
    @Mark: what about people who take Adderall or Ritalin at work? You OK with that? And whether or not there was a lot of pot being smoked at Apple is not credibly questionable.
  • June 4, 2008 at 1:46 am Vincent X
    Oh, I agree Mark. For the record, I'm definitely not promoting the use of marijuana or any other substances at work, far from it. Just saying that it wouldn't surprise me if Evan, Biz and others sometimes smoke and discuss stuff, Twitter issues, take the pressure off, etc. They have a lot of weight on their shoulders and it's their company, so good for them if they have the opportunity to be free to do stuff like that. But maybe that's not even the case... So anyway.
  • June 4, 2008 at 1:49 am Vincent X
    Funny stuff from a Wired article: "At PC Expo, people smell like booze. At Macworld, people smell like marijuana." The editor said there's even a special pot smoking area around the back of San Francisco's Moscone Center, the long-time venue of Macworld Expo, known as "the office." "Ten or 20 people are there all day long," the editor said. "CEOs, programmers, authors. People say, I'm just going to the 'the office' for a couple of minutes."
  • June 4, 2008 at 1:50 am Anthony Citrano
    One final thing before I get some sleep: I didn't mean to (help) turn this into a debate about illicit drugs, but our cultural hysteria about them always hits a nerve with me. :) And I agree with Vincent's latest.
  • June 4, 2008 at 1:52 am Mark "Rizzn" Hopkins
    @anthony: based upon my... ahem ... knowlege of mary jane, I'd have to say that for *certain* types of work, it can be a requirement. I've known several folks, mostly in tech support or hardware repair, that require it to get through the day. those are situations with endlessly repetitive tasks involved, not analytics or creativity. Adderal or Ritalin are different cases altogether, and a pretty complex topic in and of themselves...
  • June 4, 2008 at 1:54 am Mark "Rizzn" Hopkins
    .... Those aren't typical recreational substances, and have 'legitimate' medicinal purposes. That said, they're also over prescribed, and can have definite negative side-effects to long-term productivity in the workplace, but to a much leser degree than pot, IMO.
  • June 4, 2008 at 1:54 am Mark "Rizzn" Hopkins
    @Vincent: In that particular use case, I can see how smoking a bowl might definitely improve things at Twitter. I may stand corrected.
  • June 4, 2008 at 1:54 am Karim
    Well this could explain some of the Photo Booth effects.
  • June 4, 2008 at 1:55 am Mark "Rizzn" Hopkins
    And before this thread turns around and bites me on my own ass, I haven't had time for recreational drug usage since the late 90's. Been too busy working.
  • June 4, 2008 at 6:21 am Bwana McCall
    This thread cracks me up. I'm convinced Twitter can take 3 weeks off and do absolutely nothing and people will still use the service.

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