Shark week: an excellent opportunity for a well-placed “your mother is fat” joke.

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Seeing the ones with two kids and a cat where everyone has Mickey Mouse ears makes me want to rear end people, but this guy’s “your mom” car window decal gets a pass.

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You may fear the likes of phishers, spammers, clickjackers and certain lulz-chasers, but the biggest threat to your online street cred is your mom or dad.

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Really, it’s only a matter of time before this happens to you.

Your Dad on Facebook is a post from: The Inquisitr

Autocorrect means you should always let a text sink in before responding.

Autocorrect: It Snitches on Your Mom is a post from: The Inquisitr

Wait for it… wait for it… spoiler alert, it’s a “your mom is fat” joke.

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Actually, the title should be “TV show titles according to everybody’s mom.”

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Yo momma’s so fat that when I used multiple integration to find the volume under her curves, it turned out she was a hypervolume and could not be graphed.

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I could have sworn I saw a timestamped picture of your mom on /b/ just now…

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The condom broke. I’m a tits man. I’m living proof my mum is easy.

A new line of cotton t-shirts are drawing criticism in Australia due to some decidedly un-childlike slogans. Shirts for babies bearing the provocative slogans have hit shops and while titty-jokes on baby shirts are hardly news, concerned citizen nanny-state types are not getting the joke.

Although babies and toddlers generally can’t read, it hasn’t stopped concern that the snowflakes will be somehow harmed by the big, bad and naughty words on their tops. One shop owner railed against the t-shirts- which she apparently purchased anyway?- to an Aussie news outlet:

She said research had linked premature sexualisation to eating disorders, depression, and self harm. It was a shame that a normally responsible company had “lowered the tone” of its product.

“I reckon there should be a penalty and there needs to be an awareness campaign with retailers about what’s appropriate and what’s actually harmful,” she said.

“They don’t get that it’s … harmful. It’s all part of a continuum of sexualisation of kids. It’s about the mental health of our children.”

The company behind the raunchy rugrat gear admitted there are “sporadic complaints,” but that the line isn’t going anywhere. Personally, I think they’re funny and adorable. Would you let your kid wear one?

[Source: News.com.au]

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