For the last 31-years Claire Simmons of Notting Hill, West London has been engaging in an unusual diet, she has eaten nothing but Pizza.

The problem with her diet isn’t that she loves pizza but rather that she’ll only eat cheese pizza with no other toppings.

If her diet isn’t bad enough Simmons says she gags when other food is put in her mouth and the thought of eating foods other then plain pizza.

Known as “Selective Eating Disorder” Claire’s doctors have warned her that the diet she’s lived by for 31 years could end up killing her, leading to an increased risk of heart attack or stroke later in life.

Speaking to the Sun she responds to issues over her health by noting:

“I keep myself healthy with exercise and drink a lot of water. But my GP says I’m storing up many problems for the future due to a lack of vitamins and minerals. This could lead to a stroke or heart attack.”

When asked how she managed to get her needed nutrition from daily fruits and vegetables Claire responds:

“I’m actually scared of fruit and veg. I get so angry when people think I’m being faddy – this is a real medical condition.”

It’s been a strange month in food, I recently reported on a girl who eats nothing but chicken nuggets.

If you were told that you could only eat one food for the rest of your life what would that food choice be on your behalf?

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Wow, you gotta know that your life sucks to a major degree when the toilet you are sitting on decides to explode while you are sitting on it.

Such is the case for some poor woman at the General Services Administration Building in DC who ended up at the hospital with non-life threatening injures following the explosion. As a result employees have been warned not to use the bathrooms in the building because the plumbing is considered armed and dangerous; well dangerous at least.

“DO NOT flush toilets or use any domestic water. Due to a mechanical failure, there is high air pressure in the domestic water system that resulted in damage to toilets. The engineering staff is working to correct the issue,” the memo said. “There has been damage to flushed toilets that has resulted in injuries. We will announce when the issue is resolved.”

via WUSA 9

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Look I realize that as a cranky old fart that I don’t have much credibility when it comes to talking about feminine products but isn’t the idea of a Pokéman themed re-useable menstruation pad getting just a little too carried away.

If not and this is up your alley you can drop by the Naturally Hip store on Etsy and order yourself some.

hat tip to Kotaku

Carrying green too far – the Pokémon menstrual pad is a post from: The Inquisitr

Well that may be indeed be the case but I still stand by what I wrote then just as I stand by how I think this companion idea of a cute looking teddy bear meant for women in the throws of Mother Nature’s revenge on womankind. Yes you to now can have your very own PMS Teddy Swear Bear to thrust in the face of that male standing front of you trying to tell you it isn’t all that bad.

Apparently the folks at the Toy Vault thinks that a cute pink teddy – well with the exception of that demonic look on its face – is the perfect gift for a woman during that time of the month what her upbringing stops her from telling that male exactly what she thinks about this PMS stuff. With cute little phrases like “I Will F$%$%!king Kill You” any man within earshot will totally understand that it is time to run for cover. Much thanks to Chip Chicks and SlipperyBrick for the heads up on this story. My only salvation is that my wife has finished with that and thank goodness no-one thought it was an equally brilliant idea to come out with a menopause bear – not sure if I could have survived that.

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