I’ve heard jokes before about moms spraying annoying people with breastmilk, but didn’t think it was possible until I read this strange report.

A woman in Ohio has been arrested and mugshot-ed after she sprayed police officers with her milk during an altercation. Ohio mom Stephanie Robinette, 30, is accused of drunkenly using her baby’s food as a weapon against the law enforcement agents after a wedding fight:

Early Saturday, officers responded to a dispute between a married couple at a wedding in Delaware, OH.

The husband alleges his wife, Stephanie Robinette, 30, struck him several times and locked herself in the car.

When officers tried to get her out of the car, she told them she was a “breastfeeding mother and proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk,” Sheriff Walter Davis said in a statement.

The milk-spraying mom is currently in custody, and it is not known if she has yet been appointed or retained a lawyer. Robinette has been charged with domestic violence, assault, obstructing official business, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct.

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Well, this is something you don’t see every day.

16-year-old country singer Courtney Alexis Stodden has married 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison- who you may remember from roles on Lost and in The Green Mile. According to local law, Hutchison- who is 35 years older than his child bride- needed to obtain permission from at least one of Stodden’s parents to marry the girl. The pair wed in Vegas on May 20th, and commented through a rep on the unusual coupling:

“We’re aware that our vast age difference is extremely controversial,” the couple told E! Online. “But we’re very much in love and want to get the message out there that true love can be ageless.”

Hutchison’s website adds:

“Mr. and Mrs. Hutchison live together happily ensconced in their Hollywood Hills home with their lil’ pups Everette and Tuna!”

One gossip site actually tracked down Stodden’s parents, who infuse the story with a whole new level of creepdom. Courtney’s dad- who is actually 4 years younger than her husband, actually said this and I am not making this up:

“Every father can only pray to have such a man behind their daughter… Courtney is one of the most level headed girls out there and I’m not just saying that because she’s my daughter. Doug is the nicest man I’ve ever met in my life,” Alex said of his 51-year-old son-in-law, who tied the knot with his daughter in Vegas on May 20.

Stodden’s mom denies her daughter’s grown up appearance is thanks to plastic surgery:

Krista also said her daughter was a “good Christian girl,” who was a “virgin when she married Doug.”  The proud mom also slammed reports that her daughter has had plastic surgery: “She is a beautiful girl. She has real breasts, real lips, she’s not plastic.”

I can’t really tell if it makes sense her parents feel this way, or it’s totally bizarre, or both. The news has attracted a bit of critical attention, but marriages like this have done well in the past, and maybe the May-December couple will make it. Does this squick you out?

Edit: Many have pointed out Stodden is a really, really rough 16 if she is the age she purports to be:

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You know what’s worse than getting fined for having actual living people riding in the luggage hold of your bus? Getting in trouble a second time for having actual, living people in the luggage hold of your bus, twice.

A Michigan bus company has been fined for the second time because they actually sold tickets for riders to allow them to experience their trip from the luggage compartment of the vehicle. Worryingly, Haines Tours had already been advised that the practice was unsafe after getting busted last summer, and no one knows why some passengers relented and allowed themselves to be placed in that area of the bus.

In a statement, authorities addressed the May 27th incident- after which Haines Tours was ordered to stop like, bussing people places or something:

“People’s lives were needlessly placed at risk,” said U.S. Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood in a statement. “Safety is everyone’s responsibility and it begins with practicing common sense. That means not putting human beings in cargo holds.”

In addition to people, the luggage hold was found to contain mattresses, pillows and actual luggage.

Update: Haines claims that the passengers in the cargo hold were family and fellow drivers who used the area to stay well rested. Regardless of his claim it is illegal to allow for any people to ride in the cargo hold of a bus in the United States, something Haines was made aware of in 2010 when he received his first citation from the U.S. Department of Transportation and was warned to avoid the practice on all future rides.

Michigan Bus Company Fined For Riders in Luggage Hold. Again. is a post from: The Inquisitr

Who hasn’t looked at their worldly possessions and thought to themselves, “well, it looks like I have everything, but my life’s accumulations are sorely lacking in saint’s body parts…”

If you act quickly, however, that particular issue can be remedied. The skull of Saint Vitalis of Assisi is set to hit the auction block on Friday in Ireland, and although the morbid relic isn’t confirmed to actually be Vitalis’ cranium, you never know. (And he’s from Assisi, where everyone knows all the saints lived.) The holy skull has the distinction of belonging to the actual patron saint of sexually transmitted diseases- did anyone else not learn about this dude in Catholic school?

If anything makes Vitalis’ tale seem legit, it’s that it sounds straight out of a dog-eared copy of A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints, complete with dirty rampant sex and a guy who dies with a single, sad thing to his name:

As a youngster, Vitalis was sexually promiscuous and immoral, so to relinquish his sins he went on pilgrimages in Italy and Europe. He then became a Benedictine monk and chose to live as a poverty-stricken hermit. His only possession was an old container to get water.

Auctioneer Damien Matthews of Matthews Auction Rooms believes the skull could grab up to $1,650 at auction.

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Before the wonder of the web things like Hairy Woman, Monkey Boy and two headed cows were only found in the circus sideshow but now we can find just about any of those things with their own websites or doing keynote speeches for Microsoft.

The great team over at FreshPics pulled together a collection of nature’s joke on the animal world from which we picked these images of two headed creatures that look like they belong in a B grade horror movie.

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Deadspin’s juicy find of foot fetish videos featuring either a dead ringer for Jets coach Rex Ryan’s wife Michelle or, more likely, Jets coach Rex Ryan’s wife Michelle has not technically been confirmed by Ryan, but in an interview this morning, he termed the surfacing of the videos a “private matter.”

The post appeared late yesterday afternoon, making an excellent case for the frankly bizarre decision of two relatively high-profile adults to create video proof of the admittedly mild but still somewhat sexually deviant and internet-related fetish behaviors:

But the connections only begin with surface resemblances. We found “ihaveprettyfeet”‘s personal profile on a foot fetishist dating site. She lists her location as Ellicott City, Md. When Rex Ryan was an assistant coach with the Ravens, his profile on the official team city had him living with his family in Ellicott City, Md. Michelle Ryan was born in August 1963, a Virgo. “ihaveprettyfeet” lists herself as a Virgo. Michelle Ryan taught high school English before retiring to raise her kids; “ihaveprettyfeet” has a graduate degree, is married with kids, and lists herself as a homemaker. Michelle Ryan once said that, in heels, she was “a foot [shorter]” than her 6’4″ husband; “ihaveprettyfeet” lists herself as 5’2″. To be sure, there is also an Ellicott City “ihaveprettyfeet” listed on this swingers site. It’s a couple’s profile. The husband checks in at a very un-Rexlike 5’10, 180 pounds.

While the swinger’s profile doesn’t exactly check out, a man speaking in some of the clips is said to sound uncannily like Rex Ryan. Also interesting is that the response from Ryan was not “no comment” or a denial.

Do foot fetishes even rate on the internet sex scandal scale anymore, or is this just moderately creepy?

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Have you ever wondered how AC/DC’s seminal classic Thunderstruck would sound played on bagpipes? No, neither have I, but now you can find out

AC/DC’s Thunderstruck On The Bagpipes is a post from: The Inquisitr

So, Banksy directed one of the “couch sequence” elements for a Simpsons episode. It’s kind of “what is this I don’t even.”

The short video keeps getting yanked from YouTube, so click the link below to view it in its entirety.

[Banksy does the Simpsons]

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The strange lifestyle of Brittany Murphy, now deceased, her shady British husband, now also deceased, and her weird-ass mom keeps getting more bizarre.

The LA County Coroner’s office released a report this week about Monjack’s death that seems to indicate Brittany’s mom Sharon shared a bed with her daughter’s widower for an unspecified amount of time following Brittany’s death in December. Mom Sharon Monjack didn’t deny the claims, but she did say they were “misleading”:

In a statement, Sharon says, “I am very disturbed that the L.A. Coroners [sic] office continues to release things to the media that are misleading.”

She continues, “The TMZ story with it’s [sic] salacious headline suggesting that my prescious [sic] son-in-law Simon and I slept in bed together, infering [sic] sexual contact is journalism at its lowest.” Sharon also denies there were medications in the house prescribed to a “Sharon Monjack,” as the Coroner’s report states.

TMZ takes pains to point out that they never suggested the two were sexually involved, and a coroner’s office spokesperson commented to say that the report “speaks for itself.” The bed-sharing allegations aren’t the first time Monjack and Murphy’s mom have creeped out the general public with their relationship following Brittany’s death- the pair appeared on Larry King Live and gave an interview that fueled “inappropriate relationship” rumors before Monjack died in late May.

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What happens when you combined Lady Gaga’s Telephone, The Office, and a liberal sprinkling of LSD? You get this video

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Family photos are a given. We love taking pictures of our family as they do all manner of cute, lovable, and memorable things that we want to treasure forever. Or not.

Some things are better left to the black hole of the past with no evidence that they even happened. Much like these captured moments.

via My Modern Metropolis

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Not only will they cause you to shake your head in disbelief but might even make you serious wonder about the future of mankind.

I mean seriously. To think that there are people doing stuff like this and we aren’t questioning their place in the gene pool is a little scary.

via Chicago Now

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Remember the story from earlier this week about 90s TV star Jeremy London being kidnapped and “forced to smoke drugs” while changing a tire?

London’s twin brother Jason and his mother have commented on the actor’s tale, and feel the plot has a few holes in it:

“There have been times we’ve had hope [he has remained clean],” says Jason. “We are very concerned for him. This is his family’s cry for help.”

“I don’t want him to be another statistic,” added [London's mother Debbie] Nielsen, whose daughter (and the twins’ sister) Dedra died in a car accident when she was 16. “I don’t want to bury another child.”

London’s relatives aren’t the only ones insinuating that the actor may not have relayed the night’s events accurately- neighbors of suspect Brandon Adams don’t entirely buy the story, either. RadarOnline spoke with one of the man’s neighbors, who rejected the idea that Adams had “forced” London to do anything:

“I don’t believe it,” a neighbor – who wished to remain anonymous – told RadarOnline.com about the charges Adams forced London to smoke drugs

“Brandon probably was doing drugs WITH that actor, and the guy just said he was forced to smoke because he knew drugs were in his system.”

London’s twin Jason said he is hopeful that the latest drama might help his brother straighten out, regardless of how it went down:

Jeremy’s family are hoping their once fallen son uses this opportunity—whatever really happened—to “get the help he needs.”

“We love Jeremy very, very much,” Jason says. “He’s lost. You’re 40, grow up. Learn from the mistakes you’ve made.”

[via Celebuzz]

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In a tale that mimics a subplot on a later season of the show Six Feet Under, actor Jeremy London was reportedly kidnapped while attempting to change a flat tire and forced to “smoke drugs” by his captor.

The strange incident occurred last Thursday in Palm Springs, California. London, 37, who starred in Party of Five and 7th Heaven, was approached during his tire change outside the Bahama Hotel & Apartments on North Palm Canyon Drive late on June 10th. The actor was reportedly detained by the suspect for a “harrowing” five hours, during which London was made to drive his own vehicle around the area and perform a series of strange acts. London finally managed to escape early the next morning, and recounted the evening’s events to police:

Somehow a stunned London managed to escape at around 3 o’clock the next morning, the officer added.

“He told officers (during the kidnapping) that he was forced to smoke dope and then purchase booze and hand it out in a gang area of Palm Springs,” Sergeant Douglas told RadarOnline.com, in an exclusive interview.

Sergeant Douglas said London was forced to smoke “dope” — crack cocaine or amphetamines.

London’s car was later found in a notorious neighborhood of Palm Springs where the kidnapper lived.

London who is currently in the midst of a divorce from actress Melissa Cunningham, has had his own struggles with drugs in the past, including a 2004 arrest for “carrying a controlled substance.” Police have arrested a man named Brandon Adams for several felonies, including kidnapping for ransom with injury, strong arm robbery, carjacking, receiving stolen property, and taking a vehicle without the owner’s consent

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For the second time in 2010, a car owned by Charlie Sheen has apparently been jacked and sent off a cliff.

Sheen, who is due in court for sentencing July 12th for a domestic dispute, was not aware his car had been taken until police contacted him with news that the vehicle had been driven off a cliff. The incident occurred at around 2:53 am, and Sheen last reported seeing the car at around 4pm. TMZ reports that Sheen’s car might not have been that difficult to steal:

We’re told Charlie left his keys in the car, which was parked in his driveway in a gated community.  He did the exact same thing 4 months ago when his car was stolen and ditched on Mulholland Drive — about a mile from where his car was ditched today.

As the quote indicates, a strangely similar theft involving a car of Charlie Sheen’s happened back on February 5th. Less than a mile from where Sheen’s car was ditched early this morning, unidentified parties drove a different car belonging to the actor over the side of a cliff. Police say the latest incident is “suspicious.”

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White Castle is slinging something vastly different than their signature sliders on their website, having just added a “steam-grilled-on-a-bed-of-onions” scented candle to their offerings to help raise money for autism.

The candle was developed by White Castle with a woman “often called the “queen” of home fragrances,” Laura Slatkin. (Slatkin created Nest, Slatkin & Co. and has also paired with chocolatier Godiva to make chocolate-scented candles.) The candle was introduced in honor of the 18th annual National Hamburger Month, and even comes in a ceramic square that mimics the cardboard sleeve White Castle burgers are served in.

So, even if you really, really dig White Castle burgers in all their onion-y, eat twenty at a time because they’re small goodness, could you handle the soft scent of grease and steam cooked onions wafting through your foyer? I’m in the minority of people that doesn’t even have to be high to eat White Castle, and I don’t know if I could handle it. The sleeve would make a cool pen holder, though.

White Castle adds ‘slider scented candle’ to website is a post from: The Inquisitr

Far be it from me to judge other cultures, but I don’t recall ever seeing cats in a sauna before. These cats though seem to be enjoying themselves. And yes, the chap in the video does say “In Finland we are bath in sauna with cats.”

In Finland Cats Are Partial To Saunas is a post from: The Inquisitr

The often say that where we choose to live is a reflection of the type of person we are. If that is the case then not only where the original architects building to the sound of a different drummer but so to are the people who live in these really cool apartment buildings.

Expo 67 – My home country’s contribution to the list

Turning Torso Building – Sweden

Casa Mila – Spain

Container City 1 – UK

VM Apartments – Denmark

Reversible Destiny Lofts – Japan

Urban Cactus High Rise – Netherlands

Dancing House – Czech Republic

MVRDV Stackable High Rise – Copenhagen

Cubic Houses – Netherlands

via Koldcast.tv

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I can here the greenies chanting now: “trees have feelings too.” This tree obviously wasn’t feeling very happy when it electrocuted itself while a video camera was nearby filming it.

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A man in India has lost his 18-year-old daughter after putting her forward as collateral in a game of cards

The man, identified only as “Ismail” from a village in West Bengal was having a bad night, and thought that gambling his daughter might break his losing streak…but he was wrong.

“A desperate Ismail said he would continue playing and staked his daughter” local media quoted a witness as saying. “As luck would have it, [his opponent] beat him again and walked away with the protesting girl.”

Indian police have launched an investigation after the winnings were claimed by the victor… and the girl disappeared from her village.

(via M&C)

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