Diddy wished himself and all his alter egos a “Happy Birthday” in a horrid rendition of a very happy song. His birthday wish?

“I wish [...] that Barack Obama becomes president and they don’t try to steal the election. That’s all I wish for, that’s all I want. Please, God.”

*Looks soulfully at camera* What makes this video funny is when you look past Diddy and get a glimpse of his house. . . it looks like a teenager’s bedroom. Diddy’s too busy to clean on his birthday/Election Day, and to be fair, he has been doing a lot, although his wait at the polls only took 8 minutes.

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Media reports indicate a record turn out is expected this year off the back of a surge in new voter registrations, and early voting has been delivering some major numbers. Delays are expected at polling places, so timing will be everything to minimize time taken to vote.

Here’s the best places you can use to answer the following questions: voting polls times/ what time do polls open and where to vote/ voting poll locations.

Google Maps

Google has a dedicated site run jointly with the League of Women Voters that allows anyone to look up their nearest polling place, and the times the polls will open and close.

Vote411

Vote411 has a poll finder and other related election information, ideal for last minute information.

Can I Vote?

If you’re not sure if you’re registered to vote, head over to Can I Vote to confirm your details. If you’re not showing, don’t not vote, most States allow for a provisional vote where a name doesn’t appear on the roll.

Overseas Vote Foundation

Information on voting if you’re living or traveling outside of the United States

Pew Center on the States

Information on poll opening and closing times.

Go Vote Absentee

Information of voting absentee if you’re traveling within the United States

Brennan Center for Justice

Voting information for Students

Election Protection

Monitors voting problems. Place to report issues or track them as they happen.

Most of all remember: you should most definitely VOTE!

Want to get free stuff for voting, too? Check out this list of goodies up for grabs.

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I’m wondering how someone who can go n-u-t-s can also pass judgment so easily on other people, but then again, that’s the nature of the beast, isn’t it? Brooke recently took to her imaginary MySpace soapbox to call out Paris Hilton on her not-so-informed decisions:

“Only 54 percent of eligible American voters cast their ballots!!!!!! Half of them are only voting cause it’s ‘cool’ to vote for so and so…they aren’t even up to date on information. I’m personally not up to date on the facts, so I don’t wanna make a stupid choice for our country. I WANT to vote but only when I know exactly whats going on. More ppl should think like that. Paris Hilton said ‘yaaaaay go vote cause it’s cool and hott!!!!’ ….SHE WASN’T EVEN REGISTERED.”

I can imagine that Brooke has enough enemies as it is. It’s not like she’s even admitting to being a registered, aware voter herself, so perhaps she could’ve waited until that time to start firing off at other people?

Oddly enough, Brooke tells us in the next paragraph that she believes strongly in “Never gossip[ing], never feel[ing] negatively toward ANYONE.” Big, fat WTF?!: she’s the plague of my D-List.

Plus, she made me defend Paris Hilton.

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