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Virgin Mary spotted in bird poop

Duncan Riley — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 04:57:29 +0000

Virgin Mary spotting has dropped to new lows with a Texas family claiming that the mother of Jesus has made an appearance in bird poop attached to their pickup truck.

The image of the Virgin Mary appeared after Salvador Pachuca returned home after having an accident four months ago. The truck was taken outside for a wash, and then the Virgin Mary bird poop magically fell from the sky.

“I told my brothers come over here and see what this is and they say this is the Virgin,” says Salvador Pachuca told local media. Wife Cristal said she took pictures and began making calls to invite others to see, what she describes as, a miracle. “We just all feel protected. It’s a blessing to our family and to everybody that comes to see it.”

The family say they will welcome anyone who wants to see the image, and there are no plans yet to sell the bird poop on eBay.

The local TV station report as follows:

Pope on ‘holy’ warpath against false Virgin Mary sighters

Steven Hodson — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 00:11:47 +0000

You’ve seen them auctioned off on eBay, we seen the pictures of her showing up in everything from toast tp shadows on the wall and this explosion of people claiming to have seen the Virgin Mary has got the Pope just a tad pissed. It apparently bothered him enough that he plans on publishing a criteria for the faithful to use so they won’t get taken in by charlatans. This criteria will them distinguish between the true and false claims of Virgin Mary sightings, Jesus sightings and the ever famous stigmata reports.

According to a report in the Daily Mail the Pope is concerned about this explosion

The Pope is said to be deeply concerned by the explosion in the number of pseudo-mystics who, claiming a direct line to God, set themselves against the bishops and lure the Catholic faithful out of the Church and into cults.

The handbook comes six years after the Pope – when he was simply Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger – first said that the boom in such phenomena posed a risk to the unity of the Church.

The Church has been traditionally cautious in dealing with ‘private revelations’, in the belief that nothing new can be added to the Catholic faith.

But according to Petrus, an Italian online magazine, the Pope will now explicitly demand the ‘utmost rigour’ in apparitions

Source: Daily Mail

From what the Vatican yearbook of 2003 said that between 1905 and 1995 there were 295 out of which only 11 were recognized as being genuine.

Jesus Starts 2009 World Tour on New Zealand Toast

Duncan Riley — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 06:01:23 +0000

The year isn’t one day old (well on the West Coast), and yet the hardest working man in the wacky appearances business has started his 2009 Tour.

Fittingly, Jesus started his tour in one of the first places on the planet to welcome 2009, New Zealand, with a decent appearance on a piece of toast.

Proving that he’s keen to reach out to people no matter where they come from, Jesus didn’t just pick ordinary toast, but toasted pita bread, a favorite in the Middle East.

Bidding at a the time of writing is up to $31 NZD ($19.70 USD), and according to The Age, the owner has declined an offer to swap the Jesus toast for a sack of potatoes that look like the Virgin Mary.

You can follow the auction here.

Jesus sighted in a coffee cup [exclusive]

Duncan Riley — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 08:55:49 +0000

Jesus’ world tour of interesting places took a turn towards Australia this weekend when he appeared in a coffee cup.

This exclusive photo for The Inquisitr shows Jesus appearing in a cup of poorly tasting cappuccino in the Rocks in Sydney, New South Wales.

The image however was short lived, as the Cappuccino was consumed.

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Jesus spotted in a cloud

Duncan Riley — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 00:45:47 +0000

Jesus sightings have been a little slow lately, but the man upstairs has reappeared up high…in a cloud to be precise.

Jesus in a cloud was captured by a resident of Western Sydney last year, but his story is only now getting attention, in this case by News.com.au.

Surprisingly Jesus in cloud sitings are fairly common, with pages and pages of results on YouTube.

Here’s the video of Jesus up high. You can see what looks like a face, so it’s marginally better than some previous outings.

Jesus makes laundry appearance

Duncan Riley — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:13:52 +0000

Determined not to be out done by the Virgin Mary’s recent appearance in a sink, Jesus has made an appearance in the folds of some dirty laundry, and naturally like all [insert name of deity/ icon here] appearances, a news crew was on hand to record it for future posterity.

Virgin Mary appearances take new low: a floor drain

Duncan Riley — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 01:23:12 +0000

The Virgin Mary continues to rock the United States, but appearances seem to be getting nasty, with her latest appearance in a Salinas, California floor drain.

The owner of the restaurant where the drain is located told reporters that he sees the image as a blessing of hope for his business.