The Inquisitr » vampire http://www.inquisitr.com The Better Mix Thu, 26 Nov 2009 08:34:08 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 So you want to be a vampire hunter…. http://www.inquisitr.com/8617/so-you-want-to-be-a-vampire-hunter/ http://www.inquisitr.com/8617/so-you-want-to-be-a-vampire-hunter/#comments Mon, 17 Nov 2008 06:56:07 +0000 Steven Hodson http://www.inquisitr.com/?p=8617 So you’re looking for a new profession eh. One full of excitement and glamour that can have you traveling around the world hunting down the rarest of rarest manbeasts – the Vampire. If this is the case then this kit would be right up your alley, that is if you have the $14,850 needed to buy it up but hey it comes with all kinds of providence.

Included in this 200 year old kit is: A bible, cross, hand gun and silver bullets, Holy oils, Holy water, some candles, garlic along with an assortment of metal and wooden stakes. You know all the good stuff to do some serious damage to some nasty vampires.


Mind you it might be a little difficult to explain to that TSA gate agent at the the airport.

[hat tip to SlipperyBrick]

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