Robert Pattinson: “I really hate vaginas.”

Judging by all the fun everyone had with John Mayer's raunchy Playboy interview and very public, teary mea culpa, de-muzzled celebrities are an endless source of lulziness. Robert Pattinson, the Harry Potter alum who now plays Edward Cullen ... continue

For the fangirl that has everything: a Twilight-themed dildo that sparkles

No, I'm not making this up. Although everything we know about Twilight involves a creepy abstinence message (and sex equals death, if you're all feminist and stuff), someone has tied a new sex toy into the teen vamp ... continue

Lamesauce: Twilight tattoo gallery of fail

Twilight tattoos are not news- Stephenie Meyer cited them in her critique of certain lines in the movie. However, the sheer volume of horrible tattoos being inked in homage to this literary abortion and the Diet Coke of ... continue

Twilight cruise planned for 2010

What's better than being stuck on a boat for a week? Being stuck on a boat for a week with a whole bunch of screeching Twilight fans! The week-long "Twilight Fans Cruise" is planned for August 2010- per ... continue