Onion: Car crash victim tragically not Glenn Beck

There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child... Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck Related posts:Video: Glenn Beck calls Obama a racistWhat moves Glenn Beck to tears?Glenn Beck Adds Appendicitis Attack ... continue

Classic: New video game that consists of shooting people in the face

The team at The Onion has scored a home run with their latest report on a new computer game that solely consists of shooting people in the face at point blank range. The graphics may offend some people, ... continue

Onion Writer places joke up for Auction on eBay. No, Seriously

From a writer for America's Finest news source comes America's finest auction: one genuine joke: My name is John Harris, and I am a staff writer at The Onion, America's Finest News Source. I am selling a joke ... continue

Conservative sites call for Onion boycott over offensive veteran video

Conservative bloggers are calling for a boycott of satirical newspaper The Onion over a video that makes fun of disabled veterans. The video titled "How Can We Make The Iraq War More Handicap Accessible?" offers a mock panel ... continue

Onion News Network Goes International

The Onion News Network -- a video-based, broadcast version of the popular print/online publication -- is about to become available in the U.K., Europe, and Asia. The Onion has landed a deal with MyVideoRights.com to distribute ... continue