We all knew Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt wouldn’t be famous forever, after all they can’t act, can’t sing and after a while their entire persona was just plain annoying and now the married couple who are living in the same home as Spencer Pratt’s parents have opened up about their fame and inevitable downfall.

Speaking to the Daily Beast the couple say that their break-up, divorce petition and eventual reconciliation was all staged in a last ditch effort to regain their fame.

Spencer, 27, tells the publication:

‘At that point, we were pulling our last cards,’ while adding, ‘We felt the hot-air balloon losing its gas. And at that stage, our income would be selling the photo that would go along with the divorce.’

The fall was swift for the couple who use to receive thousands of dollars for staging paparazzi shoots then spent $2 million on Montag’s failed music career and $1 million on a wardrobe for Spencer.

The couple says that they no longer frequent top clubs in Hollywood but instead spend their time watching movies at home and eating Mexican Food, while Heidi says she regrets getting ten cosmetic surgeries in one day.

Perhaps if they couple didn’t act like spoiled little children their careers could have went the way of The Hills co-star Lauren Conrad who has launched several very successful business ventures.

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Not even a year has passed since Fameball Heidi Montag got a dozen plastic surgeries at once and emerged looking like a partially melted Barbie doll.

But now Montag says the procedures were a mistake and that they helped break up her marriage to fellow attention whore Spencer Pratt. Montag did a “tell all” with a gossip magazine this week in which she says the effects of the multiple surgeries on her life are “heartbreaking”:

But now, she’s changed her mind, telling Life & Style that nine months after her last operation she is still in pain and that her body hasn’t gotten used to her new form: ‘I have major anxiety about it,’ she says. ‘ I was taking painkillers but they weren’t working so I stopped. It hurt.’

Montag says she is unable to hug her four dogs and is only able to wear special custom made clothing: ‘I’m obsessed with fitness but it’s impossible to work out with these boobs’ she says. ‘It’s heartbreaking. I can’t live an everyday life.’

Montag, whose divorce from Pratt will become final early next year, says her husband “begged” her not to get the procedures in the first place. She also indicates that she hopes to “downgrade” to D or DD sized breasts soon.

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Heidi Montag and husband Spencer Pratt, who appeared on MTV’s The Hills and wed in 2009, have separated, a rep for Montag has confirmed.

Montag’s rep didn’t take the high road in announcing the split, either:

“Heidi is looking to move out due to all the fake bad press that Spencer controls.  She’s tired of it and is looking for a place and wants to focus on her acting career.”

The couple hasn’t created a massive impression of stability in the press, with Spencer publicly threatening to leave Heidi if she got pregnant and Montag’s admission that her plastic surgery addiction severely financially burdened the couple. The two also created a lot of drama on last summer’s I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here, leaving the show several times amid claims Montag had fallen ill.

Montag has not yet discussed her marital issues on Twitter. She is reportedly seeking new digs in Malibu, and a source says the split was a long time coming.

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How romantic…

Reality TV douchenozzle Spencer Pratt told press that if wife Heidi gets pregnant, it’s all over. The 26-year-old star feels that he’s too immature to reproduce, and even seemed to address his missus’ veiled threat to get knocked up “accidentally” in the meantime. Heidi said:

“I think I’m ready… I think I was born ready. I’m very maternal. I’m very loving. I would be the best mom ever. [Spencer doesn't feel] quite the same, but maybe he just doesn’t know he wants kids yet. I think he never wants kids, but maybe I’ll have a surprise for him.”

Hmm… Heidi, for someone who’s so Christ-y, that doesn’t seem like a very Christian thing to do in your marriage. But Spencer won’t be falling for that babydaddy stuff. Regardless of what he promised in front of God and their families, if Heidi gets pregnant, she gets kicked to the curb. Spencer explains:

“What happens if she does? I told her there’s a divorce or adoption… If she’s not down with the adoption, I think it’s divorce.”

“Heidi is, like, trying to have a baby like it’s going to buy a new pair of Louis Vuittons. She’s really ready to start this family. She’s not playing. And that’s what I’m saying — you can’t sneak a baby.”

I think many people would agree that there’s probably not any point in our lifetimes where the world will “want,” as he refers to the possibility, a “Spencer Pratt spawn.” Still and all, even a vapid, vacillating irritant like Heidi doesn’t warrant that kind of treatment publicly.

[Source: Popcrunch]

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Heidi Pratt’s Playboy Cover

Heidi told Access Hollywood that getting herself in shape for the cover of Playboy was no easy task:

“I worked out very hard for this,” Heidi told Access on the red carpet as husband Spencer Pratt looked on clutching a copy of the men’s magazine.

“I worked by butt off,” she continued. “So if you want to see how I got my Playboy body, you can go to [my Web site].”

Spencer Pratt is pretty excited as well. Aside from the fact that his beautiful wife is now a Playboy model, the issue of the magazine with her on the cover comes out on his birthday.

Cool birthday present!

Photo: Kevin Winter / Getty Images

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Today Show weatherman Al Roker has spoken about his interview Monday with Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.

For those who missed it, Roker actually showed up other journalists by not going easy on a pair, who among other things claim they’re the most famous people in the world after Obama, and only in second place because Obama lives in the White House.

Roker stood by his interview, telling Today Show host Meredith Vieira that he “asked what a lot of people wanted to know” during the interview. In response to Spencer’s suggestion after the interview that he would have ripped Al’s “head off” except that he “was recently saved by Jesus,” Roker replied “I would have dumped him like a bag of dirt.”

Here’s the Al Roker response video, and if you missed it yesterday: Al Roker vs Speidi.

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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag (or is it Pratt….we’re not sure which she’s using) appeared on NBC’s Today show Monday morning (June 15) for a sit down interview post their disastrous performance on I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.

Before the interview started, Speidi were forced to sit through an intro video that was not exactly kind to the couple, setting the scene for weatherman Al Roker to start asking the question.

Asked about their appearance, Heidi responded that “I’m not ashamed,” but Roker wasn’t willing to stop there, asking questions about whether Spencer was a jerk, whether the show was all a big act, and more. The best line was asking whether Speidi represent everything that’s wrong with celebrity culture in America.

In a post-interview interview, Spencer went on the attack, saying that “I’m still trying to figure out, was the weatherman asking us questions? I thought we were getting interviewed by Matt Lauer or something….we were thrown off that the weatherman was even trying to talk to Speidi….”

Heidi added, “I was shocked at how rude he was – I was crying afterwards because I couldn’t believe I felt personally attacked. I wanted to say to him, do you feel proud of how you’re talking to me right now?” Someone break out the violins….

Here’s the Al Roker Spiedi video:

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The producers of I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here have flatly denied allegations that Heidi Pratt (nee Montag) was denied food and drink on the set before she was admitted to hospital.

In a statement released to OK Magazine, ITV (who produce the show for NBC) said:

“ITV Studios, producers of the series, state that press reports at this time are untrue. ITV has been producing this format around the world for many years and the health of the celeb participants are of the utmost importance. A medic and a doctor are present at the location at all times for all participants. All allegations of the celebrities being deprived of food and water are completely untrue.”

In related news, Heidi’s admission to hospital has been attributed to a gastric ulcer. Notably the condition is usually caused by the taking of medicines (including aspirin, ibuprofen and naproxen), or through the use of tobacco, alcohol and caffeine. Which begs the question: how can Heidi’s condition be related to the show, because if she was starved, or as another report suggests, fed only water, rice and beans, none are regarded as triggers for a gastric ulcer.

Another report claims that Spencer Pratt is claiming to sue NBC over the incident. Good luck with that.

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Despite having just publicly proclaimed her desire to eat a kangaroo’s penis in the name of quality reality TV programming, Heidi Montag and new husband Spencer Pratt apparently already want off I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.

The aptly-named Pratts apparently took issue with the cuisine, accommodations and most shockingly, the celebrity status of other participants- including aging ex-supermodel Janice Dickinson, Baldwin-brother Stephen, former American Idol irritant Sanjaya and actor Lou Diamond Phillips.

NBC reality programming exec Paul Telegdy and a Diva-busting crisis team rushed to the set in Costa Rica in order to persuade the fickle D-listers to stick it out. Douchebagishly, Spencer whined that normally every meal he consumes costs “at least $40″ and the missus bemoaned a lack of “real celebrities like Kevin Federline,” according to an NBC source.

When asked why he chose to co-host I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here, Damien Fahey honestly replied, “We’re not even getting paid for the show. We’re just doing it because we’re sadistic and want to see Spencer Pratt suffer.”

Who wouldn’t forgo a paycheck for that?

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Spencer Pratt has released a “rap” single to promote his stay on on I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here titled…I’m a Celebrity.

In the video, Pratt sings to an Iguana, and by that we aren’t talking about Heidi, who sort of moves around in the background through out the entire thing. Tech also gets a call out, with Twitter and iPhones all getting a plug.

There’s simply no other way to say this: I’m a Celebrity is possibly the worst piece of music ever created. Oh, and the video looks like it was shot and edited by a 12 year old boy.

The Spencer Pratt I’m a Celebrity Music Video as follows. Apologies for the quality (no, not just the music, the video quality), and skip straight to the 20 second mark for the start.

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Following the hot Hollywood trend of multiple weddings, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were married again Saturday at the Westminster Presbyterian Church in Pasadena, California.

The pair arrived at the church in a white Rolls Royce Phantom, with Montag wearing a custom made wedding dress from Monique Lhuillier. The 200 guests were entertained before the ceremony by a plane flying overhead sky-writing “Spencer loves Heidi.”

The pair left the ceremony in a black Rolls Royce Phantom, in some sort of bizarre symbolism indicating that Montag was no longer a white and pure, which of course she wasn’t to begin with. Still, why let that get in the way of spending even more money on a second wedding. The couple first married in Mexico in November 2008.

Image: Bauer-Griffin

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The Hills’ Spencer Pratt has decided that once he’s finished with the show he wants to pursue a career in politics, starting with the Mayor of Los Angeles, and then maybe President of the United States after serving a term as Governor of California.

I’m…..struggling…..for………words….

Pratt told PopSugar “Yes. Definitely running. Don’t know if I will be getting elected any time in the next century or so. But definitely going after mayor of L.A. and at least governor, but I’ll probably stop at governor. I mean if people were really pushing for me (to run for president) at that point, I’ll probably have to step into that role. That pressure may be a little much. I’ll start with California, because I love it so much that I could have that passion for my state and my birthplace.”

Notably Pratt is a Republican, which would actually make him a more appealing candidate for Governor of California than former eBay CEO Meg Whitman.

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The party, held at the famous Hollywood nightspot The Viper Room, had a guest list that looked like the posts on Hilton’s blog. Entertainment was provided by Christina Aguilera who performed Lady Marmalade, and the rendition of Happy Birthday was led by none other than the Jonas Brothers.

Also in attendance were Amanda Bynes, Steve O., Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Paris Hilton, Doug Reinhardt, Tara Reid, Robin Antin, Lacey Schwimmer, Emmy Rossum, Aubrey O’Day, Meghan McCain (WTF??), Kim Kardashian and Ashley Tisdale.

One thing we’ll say for Perez: girlfriends lost some serious weight, although his sense of fashion is another matter. Here’s Christina Aguilera performing at the party:

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FOX reports that “Huston is now apparently in legal talks to sue MTV for provoking the very public bust-up,” although they pointed out that the cause for disagreement might not have been Stephanie and Cameron’s relationship at all. Sources say that Cam’s relationship with Caleigh Peters caused the problem, and that Peters dumped Sean Stewart (a friend of Spencer’s) to be with Cameron. Spencer was just defending his friend Sean that night, people say, as part of his whole weird “honor” thing.

At least we know what to look forward to in The Hills, unless the footage gets confiscated as part of the rumored legal proceedings. Unsurprisingly, FOX adds that “Pop Tarts have also been told that Huston and Peters are cashing in on their fifteen minutes of fame and now have their own reality show in the works to rival that of Pratt and ‘wife’ Heidi Montag.”

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As we reported Monday, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt eloped and got married in Mexico, away from the glaring eyes of the paparazzi. It sounded great: two reality stars wanting some privacy, although something did smell a little fishy when it was revealed that US Weekly tagged along for exclusive pics of the wedding.

But now it gets better (or should that be worse), because the reality sluts couldn’t cut the cord, even for 5 seconds, because the whole thing, wedding and honeymoon had a MTV camera crew present at all times, and every intimate private moment is coming soon to The Hills.

Reported naturally by MTV:

…the couple’s married life will figure prominently on the series’ upcoming fifth season, and that cameras are still down in Mexico, documenting the couple’s honeymoon. There’s still no word on when new episodes of “The Hills” will be ready for air, however.

“MTV is currently filming Heidi and Spencer in Mexico, as we were expecting to capture them on vacation,” The Hills executive producer Liz Gateley told MTV News. “Fans will be able to see the exclusive footage from the ceremony in an upcoming episode, and we will continue to follow the newlyweds’ relationship as it plays out in real life.”

I guess we shouldn’t really be the least bit surprised.

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The Hlils stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt eloped to Mexico and got married last week, according to reports.

Before you say “oh, isn’t that nice, they wanted privacy” there may have been more than romance in their decision, because they sold the rights to the wedding snaps to US Weekly. It’s far easier to get a premium on exclusive shots when no one knows you’re getting married, and the event is completely private.

According to quotes attributed to US Weekly: “The minute we said our vows, I couldn’t stop crying” said Montag. Pratt “praised his new bride” telling her that “from the moment you came into my life, I knew my life would never be the same without you. You are the light in my life like the sun to the earth!”

I think I’m going to be sick.

(img credit: Perez Hilton)

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Spencer Pratt is such a class act. When MTV ran into him on the set of How I Met Your Mother (more like Spencer probably went chasing after anyone with a microphone), he said that he totally supports gay marriage because of Heidi’s hair and makeup peeps. No “friends” or “family” here! Wow, how can he sound like such an amazing jerk?

“Like I’ve always said: Heidi’s hair and makeup people are some of my favorite homosexuals on the planet, and if they want to marry each other, I’m not about to be like, ‘Don’t.’”

At least Heidi piped up that she’s “very for equal rights.” She’s the lesser of the two evils, really.

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Kim Kardashian will be joining Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt for a How I Met Your Mother episode straight off the d-list express. The three are meeting on the HIMYM set as we speak, probably giggling about how rich they are. I wonder if Spencer is as charming as ever when he meets Kim?

Prepare yourself for a snore-fest of a show, as reported by E!‘s Exclusive team:

“I’m told Marshall carries a copy of Them Weekly with him when he’s heading to the bathroom. Kim, Heidi, Spencer and lord knows which other tabloid faves will speak to Marshall from the cover of Them in a dream sequence. They presumably pop up to mock and laugh and make Marshall feel generally silly.”

I’ve always hated dream sequences in shows, but I think I’ll hate them more now. Kim will probably end up talking about her famous butt and Heidi will be as fake as ever. I’ll guess I’ll have to watch it to find out. . . drat!

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Fine. Neither Spencer nor Heidi actually said it out loud: Spencer let his t-shirt do the talking as he trekked with Heidi Montag in the Hollywood Hills. Besides said t-shirt, Heidi’s read “Read My Lipstick: Vote McCain-Palin.” Have I mentioned that they were also carrying props, including a shotgun, six-pack of Bud, and a weighty tomb (ha!)?

Ah, but Heidi’s “reading material” really is telling: perhaps she’s got You Can Profit From a Monetary Crisis because her Heidiwood clothing line is in the toilet?

As if Hollywood Repubs weren’t numbered already, this could send a few more packing.

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Bogus-sounding reports hit on Friday that LC had hooked up with Audrina’s ex Justin Bobby, and although Ceiling Eyes sounded confused, most of us figured that Lauren wouldn’t touch ol’ Justin-B with a ten foot pole and laughed it off.

What we are curious about is how the rumors started up. Not surprisingly, all signs point to Spencer, mostly thanks to the last one.

Spencer hit out at the buzz today at Usmagazine.com, saying that “I guess I shouldn’t be surprised anymore that LC would choose to try and blame something on me.” He quickly segued into Lauren-bashing, claiming that “Anyone who watched Laguna Beach saw her trying to steal someone’s boyfriend every week for 2 years. Honestly, I really think she needs to stop blaming someone who wants nothing to do with her for all of the problems she creates.”

Is anyone remotely surprised by this?

The Hills is on tonight, if you’re so inclined.

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