Esquire hosted a swanky party last night, with models and free flowing booze in a pricey Soho penthouse.

The occasion? Michael Moore taking down those jerks who live in excess while the rest of the country suffers under the worst recession since like, time immemorial. Was the exclusive event supposed to be an ironic nod to the themes of the film? Interesting factoid: the party was held in the Soho Mews, an overpriced downtown building wherein only 13 of 68 multi-million dollar apartments have sold.

An attendee summed the party up pretty well on his Tumblr:

This happened last night…

1. Esquire sponsors the premiere of ‘Capitalism: A Love Story’. Michael Moore’s new shocking and inspirational doc about hard times in America and the evils of capitalism.
2. Following the Premiere, Esquire shuttles many of the attendees straight down to SoHo to the opening of The Esquire Apartment – a fully decadent penthouse where every square inch is paid for by a luxury sponsor. Hot tub, $120k pool table, $60k home theater, fine food. The only thing lacking was a doormat saying “Welcome To Capitalism.”

I had fun….But ooooh the irony. Everyone I talked to was like, “man, this is the most bizarre combination. I bet Michael Moore would freak out if he saw that this was happening.”….And then he showed up. And was eating it up. And then one of the families from the film came.

Alas- the tale ends there. No word on their reactions, but still a pretty amusing story overall. Wish you were there? You can get the dirt on Esquire’s “Ultimate Bachelor Pad” on its very own website.

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Josh Hartnett isn’t happy, and that’s putting it lightly. He’s pissed enough to sue The Daily Mirror in the UK, requesting damages, defamation, and an apology (one in public, that is), and it’s over a story that he had a “saucy hotel romp” with a girl in a hotel library. The Mirror claims that the whole thing was caught on CCTV, and that the encounter was pretty hot, too:

“A whole team of hotel personnel watched dumbstruck as Josh pulled out all the stops in a breathtaking performance. The lusty couple had sloped off to the Soho hotel’s library – but reading was the last thing on their minds.”

Oooh la la. They even claimed that Josh had “X-Rated Moves”! Josh denying this makes me very sad, mostly because I started looking at him in a *new way*.

Despite a looming Rainman debut, Josh will benefit from the free publicity, no matter what the outcome. I just hope he doesn’t flub on stage with the rumors on his mind.

Image: WireImage

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