Discovery’s Shark Week kicking off today!

So, here's some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age: Live every week like it's Shark Week. - Tracy Jordan Who doesn't love Shark Week? It's finally here- Discovery's popular once-a-year programming extravaganza focused ... continue

Huge frick-off shark washes up in Babylon

As we reported yesterday, a big-ass shark washed up unexpectedly on the beach in my hometown of Babylon, NY. At Gilgo! Holla! Swimmers, surfers and presumably some douchey guidos were stunned by the appearance of the gigantic beast, ... continue

Great moments in science: study finds Great White Sharks are serial killers

A US led scientific study has amazingly found that Great White Sharks are serial killers. The study used methods used in criminology to track serial killers and applied it to sharks. They found that like human serial killers, ... continue

Cocaine found inside Frozen Sharks shipped to Mexico

The Mexican Navy has found nearly 2000 pounds of cocaine inside a shipment of frozen sharks shipped to Mexico from Costa Rica. Mexican Navy inspectors in the south eastern port of Progreso, in Yucatan state were using X-ray ... continue

Rare “prickly shark” found, existence of frickin’ laser beams not confirmed

A rare prickly shark was briefly captured and detained off the coast of California yesterday. A prickly shark has only been held in captivity once before, and yesterday marked the only time a prickly shark has ever been ... continue