Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water...OMG, it's a shark. Related posts:Pool SharkPotty Training is more of a learning experience than you thoughtGoogle Introduces Safe Searching Solution continue

How to treat a shark

If you've ever wondered what to do when confronted by a shark, I think this sums it up nicely. Related posts:Discovery’s Shark Week kicking off today!Huge frick-off shark washes up in BabylonFrench Islanders using live dogs as shark ... continue

Huge frick-off shark washes up in Babylon

As we reported yesterday, a big-ass shark washed up unexpectedly on the beach in my hometown of Babylon, NY. At Gilgo! Holla! Swimmers, surfers and presumably some douchey guidos were stunned by the appearance of the gigantic beast, ... continue

Rare “prickly shark” found, existence of frickin’ laser beams not confirmed

A rare prickly shark was briefly captured and detained off the coast of California yesterday. A prickly shark has only been held in captivity once before, and yesterday marked the only time a prickly shark has ever been ... continue

Excuse me – but isn’t that a shark swimming around you?

I don’t think that treading water while a great white shark circled around me is anywhere close to how I would want to spend my day out kayaking. For 29 year old kayaker Steve Kulcsar though it ... continue

Sharks Attack! In Worlds Largest Shopping Centre Aquarium

The worlds largest shopping mall, which also boasts the worlds tallest residential building and a massive aquarium is having a little trouble with its inhabitants. Blood in the water, jaws style. Forty tiger sharks have done what ... continue