Intel might have their rock stars but us geeks in general are apparently a kinky bunch who talk about RAM and hard drives while cavorting with sexy women clad in leather and carry whips.

via Geeks are Sexy

RAM in your hard drive – who knew geeks were so kinky is a post from: The Inquisitr

Who doesn’t love cake? Seriously.

Well it seems that some really like sexing up cakes to give to their loved ones and I gotta admit they are a lot of fun to look at. Now whether I’d want one of these to help celebrate a birthday is another question altogether.

For those of you who would however these might help give you some ideas for that next birthday.

via Robot vs Badger

10 ways to help your sweet tooth get it on [NSFW] is a post from: The Inquisitr

I am not sure exact which side of the fence I fall on this advertising push by a bunch of carrot farmers – on one side I fell like falling down laughing and on the other I almost feel like doing a facepalm while mouthing the words WTF.

Regardless you have give them kudos for thinking outside of the box when it comes to promoting a vegetable.

thanks to DailyShite for my daily WTF moment – and they have one other video not shown here.

Who knew baby carrots were so sexy and cool? is a post from: The Inquisitr

Christmas came early for thousands of squeeing True Blood fangirls this year- first in the form of a naked Rolling Stone cover featuring a blood-spattered Anna Paquin, Stephen Moyer and Alexander Skarsgard.

Then a widely circulated snippet from the article began circulating, wherein the sexy Swede who plays Eric Northman admits he could give a frick about modesty on the set, unlike co-star Moyer, who hides his junk in a sock. While Paquin relies on “patches” to maintain a modicum of clothedness, Skarsgard says he doesn’t care who sees his johnson:

Alexander Skarsgard goes sockless. “I don’t want a sock around it, that feels ridiculous,” he told the magazine. “If we’re naked in the scene, then I’m naked. I’ve always been that way.”

Stephen Moyer is more modest and opts for a sock but just out of regard for others. “I’ve got nothing to hide,” he said. “I just think it might be embarrassing for the crew.”

God bless Europeans and their free-wheeling, penis-exposing ways.

[Image, slightly edited to remove Sookie]

Rolling Stone’s ‘True Blood’ cover, Alexander Skarsgard admits he prances around the set naked! is a post from: The Inquisitr

Jack White is like a shining beacon of sexy awesomeness, and when you think he can’t be any more sexy, or awesome, he unleashes a beautifully angry tirade on hipsters in New York.

White played Don Hill’s last night with his side-side project, The Dead Weather. A whole bunch of famous people were there, like Liv Tyler and one of the Olsen Twins, and Keith Richards’ daughter, who I suppose is tangentially notable. Also, a bunch of LES hipsters were in the crowd, and Jack did not care for their bored affectation, so he yelled at them:

“F**k you, you hip motherf**kers! Why don’t you rock the f**k out? Maybe I should go grab those free drinks and shove them down your throats, you hip mother**kers!”

Then Jack ejected some douche in the front who was taking pictures, probably while he was still grinding hard on the guitar with his other hand because he’s Jack White and he only needs one hand to kick anyone’s ass playing guitar. The NYDN also says the present Olsen twin rolled her eyes at him after his outburst, for which I think he should have booted her, too. White later apologized to the crowd for berating them, but I bet they totally deserved it:

He said, “I’m sorry I blew up at you guys earlier. Thanks for coming out.”

Jack White says what everyone’s thinking, lays into New York hipsters is a post from: The Inquisitr

Who says that ads have to be boring or involve a hot guy with no shirt. Me, I’ll go for the sparkling water anytime.

Presenting Dita Von Teese as the next spokesperson for Perrier sparkling water – but somehow I doubht we’ll see this ad on US or Canadian televisions.

I suddenly have an insatiable thirst for some Perrier water is a post from: The Inquisitr

It’s almost become a right of passage of some sort. The annual Victoria Secret’s lingerie show where men get to fantasize about things they’ll  things they’ll never see in their wive’s underwear drawer.

This year’s theme centered around Star Trooper, Pink Planet, Enchanted Forest, and Romantic Journey. Oh and lots of thigh-high boots.

The lingerie?

Well you might have to look real close but I’m sure you won’t mind.

hat tip to My Modern Metropolis

Lace, Fairy Wings, and Space Corsets – Yup it’s Victoria Secret time [10 Pics] is a post from: The Inquisitr

With Valentine’s Day just around the corner it is the time for gent’s to start hunting up that sexy something for their special other (why it’s had to be sexy or chocolate – or both I’ve never figured out). Well look no further than Enlighted – your latest stop on the web for those special undie type things that we guys just know our women love getting.

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now don’t come bitching to me if your sweetie slaps you a good one and leaves.

[hat tip to SlipperyBrick]

Hey honey look what I got for you is a post from: The Inquisitr