She also said that she no longer wants to be involved romantically and asked fans to send her sex toys: “I will never again associate myself romantically with anyone as I could not bear to see these things done again to someone I love. I’m gonna be me. And if anyone doesn’t like that they can seek therapy. Because I am wonderful. Exactly as I am. As Bridget Jones would say. And I shall continue being me. If being me means certain Irish media will try to destroy my romantic life … So be it … I have ten fingers and a number of toys (not really the toys. But need them now so maybe u cud all post me some!) (sic)”. There’s independence for you.

On her Twitter account, Sinead O’Connor also said that she’s now back on medication, quite probably related to her bipolar condition. The roller-coaster life and times of Sinead O’Connor continues. She is currently enjoying the wonders of the airport as she tweets: “OMG! There’s an actual beautiful bar where u can smoke in terminal one!!!! I never knew! Happy girl. Coffee, fags”.

Source: The Daily Mirror

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Welcome to late-night Inquisitr, where this evening I’m showing you these odd and not-at-all-creepy Wii sex toys. Yea. Wii sex toys.

The Wii has rapidly become the destination for all crappy/odd/funny/freaky controller add-ons, so I guess this was always the inevitable outcome. You don’t even need a Wii console for this – just a Wii controller to clip your appendage of choice to.

Once attached, connect your controller via bluetooth to a PC running special software, and ta-da! – a remote control vibrator that can be controlled in the same room or over the internet. It’s like sex, but with a game controller and with none of the fun or contact or intimacy or joy.

The company behind these, Mojowijo, has just started up its beta test program for its creation, so go and sign up if you’re sick of lonely evenings and want a free prototype Wii dildo. Not all at once, ladies.

See also: Actually not a joke: the Wii BabyDoll peripheral

[Via SF Weekly]

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Judging by all the fun everyone had with John Mayer’s raunchy Playboy interview and very public, teary mea culpa, de-muzzled celebrities are an endless source of lulziness.

Robert Pattinson, the Harry Potter alum who now plays Edward Cullen in the screen adaptations of the Twilight novels, is a particularly fantastic source of interview WTF quotes. Pattinson famously dissed the character’s creepiness in an interview for E!, saying:

When I read it, it seemed like (grimaces) I was convinced that … Stephenie was … convinced that she was Bella, and uh, and you, it wasn’t, it was like it was a book that wasn’t supposed to be published, like reading her … her sort of sexual fantasy about some — especially when she says that it was based on a dream, and it’s like, “Oh, then I had a dream about this really sexy guy” and she just writes this book about it, and there’s some things about Edward that are just so specific that it’s like, I was just convinced that, that this woman is mad, she’s completely mad, and she’s in love with her own fictional creation and I — sometimes you, like, feel uncomfortable reading this thing, and I think a lot of people feel the same way, that it’s kind of voyeuristic, ah, and it creates this sick pleasure in a lot of ways.

This week, Pattinson got a bit crass in Details, and everyone’s running with one particular quote his Pattziness dropped in the interview:

“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.”

…and a thousand Twilight induced Valentine’s Day girl-wank sessions ground to a screeching halt. What does that mean, everyone wondered, as the quote ricocheted through the gossip blogosphere? Is R-Pattz just a coochie hater, or does he like boy equipment better? The interview immediately segued to elephants and candy, so nobody knows.

And like Mayer, Pattinson adds in a bit of racial ambiguity:

Rob, did you know that every time you say actor or acting you lower your voice to a whisper?

He’s genuinely startled. “I do?”

Yes, so quietly it’s like you’re saying Negro.

He laughs, lightens up. “What if we were ‘acting‘ like ‘Negroes‘? Then we’d be fucked—we couldn’t hear anything. . . .

So, what do you think? Is Robert Pattinson a gay? Does he just hate women and/or black people? Was his quote clipped? Is Stephenie Meyer crying into her special Mormon underwear?

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An Irish company has found a way to mitigate at least some of the guilt associated with sex toys.

Yes, you’re still a filthy wanker or sexual deviant, but at least you don’t have to worry about the planet. The company, headed up by an Irish couple, has developed a hand-crank (ha, ha ha) vibrator that eschews environmentally unsound batteries that end up as toxic waste in landfills. The Earth Angel vibrator (warning: the marketing geniuses behind the site have not deduced that visitors may not want a large, vibrating sound emanating from their computers as they browse a sex-toy site) can run for 30 minutes after just 4 minutes of cranking. Cranking. Says co-creator Janice O’Connor:

“You just flip out the handle, grab a hold of it there, and you just wind it,” said Janice O’Connor, the co-founder with her husband Chris, of Caden Enterprises which makes the gadget.

“So for four minutes of doing that, you should generate enough power to give you 30 minutes of full-on, right-to-the top vibrations.”

The couple went to Britain to get the device produced (Ireland’s still a bit too Catholic for vibrator-making, even well-intentioned ones), and it sports 4 speeds for different levels of stimulation as well as a 100% recyclable build. So after you die and your family experiences the horror and shock of finding your porn and dildo box, you can relax knowing you won’t leave behind a legacy of a landfill full of sex toys, too.

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I saw that brand new at Toys in Babeland cheaper…

[I Heart Chaos]

“Charming children’s bracelet” found on Craigslist is a post from: The Inquisitr

No, I’m not making this up.

Although everything we know about Twilight involves a creepy abstinence message (and sex equals death, if you’re all feminist and stuff), someone has tied a new sex toy into the teen vamp marketing maching. No, it’s not official. Yes, it’s that bad.

The dildo, named non-infringingly “The Vamp,” uses a frickload of Twilight key phrases without actually saying “this here is just like Edward Cullen’s cold, dead phallus.” From the product page:

For those of us who fantasize about being spellbound and tantalized by the forbidden comes The Vamp. We promise this vamp won’t be the only thing coming for you in the night.

The Vamp is a realistic form dildo based appropriately on our Sire’s design but with a deathly pale flesh tone reminiscent of the new moon‘s glow. Since it’s a Tantus toy, The Vamp is made from Tantus’ own unique blend of 100% Ultra-Premium Silicone. Don’t be surprised if this toy seduces you, its long sleek shaft and deliciously ridged head calling to you in the twilight. But don’t save this for just nocturnal escapades, try taking our Vamp out in the sunlight and watch him sparkle… Don’t let this eclipse pass into the breaking dawn, place your order today.

I really love how the last sentence just crams in all the remaining stuff- don’t let this eclipse new moon pass into the Jacob sparklepire Forks High School! Charlie Renesmee your Bella Swan today!

Seriously, though, this product’s target demographic has to be either too young to buy it, or too old to be buying it without being ostracized from mainstream society. The best part? The suggestion to keep it in the fridge so it’s like boning a real vampire. That and the “sparkling in the sunlight” bit- if you’re using your dildo in the sunlight, you’re doing it wrong.

[Image: Videogum]

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Got a draw full of old or broken sex toys, don’t want to put them in the kerb side collection because its bad for the environment, or more likely you are afraid the neighbors cat will tip the bin, highlighting just how kinky you are? Well apparently you are not alone.

In the interests of helping you out Sex toy seller Dreamscapes has launched a recycling program for used or broken sex toys of all types. No they aren’t sent to a third world nation.

Anyone can mail in cleaned items, and the company cleans and strips them down. All the materials such as rubber, silicone, plastic, small motors and batteries — get shipped off to companies that can either recycle or reuse them.

Dreamscapes’ CEO, David Kowalsky said his company was careful to ensure that as much as possible gets reused and turned into new products, like “park benches”.

Hang on, park benches. Think about that the next time you go to the park and have a seat, you could be sitting on…. never mind.

For every vibrator, dominatrix mask and whatever other sex toy you might have that needs to be recycled Dreamscapes will give you a $10 gift card to use at one of its retail stores.

Apparently, being serious about keeping waste out of landfills means you have to recycle everything no matter where or in who it’s been.

via Behind the green door

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