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Sean Diddy Combs: Laugh At His James Bond Audition Video

Samantha DeWitt — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 12:12:49 +0000

Sean Puff Diddy Combs has released a video which both flogs his new perfume for men, and represents his dreams of being the first black James Bond. Black President, black James Bond, it’s a brave new world.

The video is hilarious. My favourite line which is repeated every minute or so is “I believe, therefore I am”, which I think he may have nicked from Obama, who he also dedicates the fragrance to.

The movie cost $1 million, and is essentially (if you can’t be bothered watching) is Diddy repeating a couple of key phrases voiced over the top of scenes which feature him and hot chicks. It was shot in the South of France.

“I would like to also announce that this is my audition tape for the next James Bond. I feel like I am best suited to be the next James Bond,” Diddy says in his Youtube video.

His dream of becoming James Bond is at best a joke, Daniel Craig he is not. And those wooden lame phrases he repeats are funny, but as a marketing tool for his expensive man-scent it’s brilliant.

Check it out, if only for the Bond Diddy Girls.

Diddy Owns a “Wing” of Jet: I Stand Corrected?

Meieli Sawyer — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 21:37:54 +0000

Diddy does not know the meaning of stop while you’re ahead. He now claims in his newest YouTube response to the “jet controversy” that he owns a “wing” of a plane registered under another name. How he has so much time puzzles me, as well as the fact that he still reads too much of his own press.

I agree with E!. Diddy needs to step away from the computer and take a breather. The video is here, but if you can’t stomach it, don’t worry– it’s not an “official Diddy blog.”

Image: WireImage

Why Celebrities Shouldn’t Lie: Diddy Caught in a Big One

Meieli Sawyer — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:46:24 +0000

Remember when Diddy was crying about his jet being too expensive and having to fly commercial? It turns out that the jet was actually “his.” I love it:

“Federal aviation records don’t show Diddy as the registered owner of any private jet. A source said, ‘I have a list of every plane with the name of the owner, and he’s not on it.’ Did they check all 10,000 of his names?”

It turns out that he pays by the hour with a fractional ownership. It’s still better than a lot of us, but when you hold yourself to mega-star standards. . . you get judged, and judged hard. Touche, you big baby!

Image: WireImage

Sean “Diddy” Combs Has a Little Message For You (NSFW)

Meieli Sawyer — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 16:43:53 +0000

Diddy’s main message to clear up all of our questions? “I did not change my name.” The underlying message: “I love to talk about myself”:

Once again, I did not change my name, I did not change my name, I did not change my motherf*cking name. [Pregnant Pause] But if I wanted to call myself anything I want, because I have lived this life, so I have the right to wake up in the morning and say ‘Good Morning, Puffy; Good Morning, Puff Daddy; Good Morning Diddy; how are you this fine morning?’ And I will say to myself, ‘Oh I am wonderful. Because I’m black and I’m proud, and I got beautiful kids, and I make hip records and make clothes, and by the way, I’m rich, b*tch.

Nice. Diddy also wants you to Vote or Die, BTW. If Sean “Diddy” Combs tells you to vote and you do it just because he told you to, can I trust you to make an informed choice?

Did Sean “Diddy” Combs Change His Name AGAIN or What?

Meieli Sawyer — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 02:42:02 +0000

The trouble probably started up after Sean “Diddy” Combs rapped “They call me Puff Daddy. . . he’s back” on the O’Neal McKnight single remix “Check Your Coats.”

As soon as I saw this gem in US Weekly, I knew that I should ride it out for a while. Just as predicted, after we all thought that Sean “Diddy” Combs wanted his name changed back to “Puff Daddy,” his rep has swiftly gone around squashing rumors left and right. Surprised? Probably not, especially if you’ve already had to adapt by calling him Puffy, Diddy, and Sean Jean in the past!

“This is not true. There is no name change,” his rep told US Weekly after the reports of the change circulated.

One thing that really should have been sorted out was his MySpace page, then. If he didn’t want confusion over what the f- he should be called, do you think he should have posted “This is your boy Puff Daddy!!! Yes Puff Daddy“? His rep probably wants to kick him at the moment, and rightly so.

Talk about the perfect way to get ridiculed. Saturday Night Live is going to have a field day with this one.