According to the weirdest gossip circling the celeb world today, George Clooney and Sarah Larson may have split because he didn’t like her new, surgically-improved assets (her boobs). In Touch Weekly’s insider stated that:

“George really didn’t want her to get the boob job. She asked George if she could do her recovery at his house and he agreed. [Then] they had a huge fight and he left the house. Sarah read in the media that they’d broken up and freaked out because George hadn’t told her anything. He had to explain himself because she’d found out with the rest of the world.”

Nice work, George, getting your PR rep to do the dirty work! You’d think a player like that would know how to handle break-ups, but apparently he’s gotten soft with fame.

The insider went on to speculate that “[Sarah] likes her new body so much that she would consider posing for Playboy. Now that she’s famous, she’d never go back to cocktailing.”

While I’m inclined to belief a lot of the “insiders” out there, they did just call Sarah “famous.” Maybe I should be a little more skeptical of our source, because famous she ain’t. I am sure of one thing: Sarah’s going to be getting a string of suitors with that new bod, and a career will probably be the last thing on her mind!

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George Clooney has bumped super-hot girlfriend Sarah Larson to wallow in the single life yet again. Isn’t that good news for girls with a crush on someone who’s old enough to be their dad? *Shivering*

An insider for In Touch Weekly somehow managed to make George seem like the good guy while simulaltaneously making Sarah sound utterly perfect herself. What a brown nose; they’re probably for real then.

“George is relieved to be single again,” they commented. “He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn’t want to be tied down.”

Playing the field at this age? Oh, for shame. Sarah seemed like a wonderful catch, but given George’s luck, I’m sure he already has plans for his next conquest.

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