Popping down the street to pick up some groceries may seem like a regular chore, but imagine finding a man trying to hump a Toyota SUV!

A drunk man was caught having sex with an SUV that was parked on a main road. The man, who has not been named, was seen with his pants down and getting it on with the front end of the Toyota 4X4. After a short time finding that the Toyota wasn’t responding to his advances, police arrived on the scene, and of course being the 21st century, the whole thing was caught on video and posted to the internet.

(post in part via CeeBee on FriendFeed)

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When I lived in England, I remember how interested the Brits were in “intimate” shots of the Royals– you know, day-to-day stuff. But I have a feeling that this oversteps everyone’s boundaries: potential sex pics of Prince William and his girlfriend Kate Middleton. The Sun reports that the photos were obtained from a stolen camera memory card, and that they caught the culprits in the act:

“They insisted they had found the flashcard in a gutter in the Maida Vale area of North West London and attempted to sell the pictures for more than £50,000. But The Sun had already contacted William’s staff at Clarence House. And the men, who showed us the pictures during meetings, were secretly photographed before we retrieved the camera card. We then passed all our information to the police and they prepared a warrant to swoop on the suspects.”

There’s speculation that the photos may have been more than just “cuddling,” and I have a feeling that this could be true. The pics were described by The Sun as having “Kate and William gazing at each other as they took a dip together in a pool” and “Kate pos[ing] for the camera in her bikini as she enjoyed a yoga-style session.” (Downward dog?! We need specifics here.)

For anyone who’s fixated on Prince William and thinks he’s dreamy, hang on tight: there could always be an odd leaked photo in the next week or so.

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