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The ultimate safety rules for men

Steven Hodson — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:16:06 +0000

There is nothing trickier for a man that negotiating his way through a conversation with a woman. Sorry, but it is true. It’s a minefield just waiting for you to enter and hope you coome out the other end with all your important parts still intact.

Courtesy of The Duty we have the following rules for us to study and follow.

Thanks bud.

Jennifer Aniston Doesn’t Want To Talk About Her Relationship

Meieli Sawyer — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 20:36:37 +0000

. . . Or does she? Jennifer’s been making the rounds for Marley & Me for the longest time, thanks to the date being pushed back again (and again), but at least she’s spicing it up with an expletive or two! She and co-star Owen Wilson were interviewed for USA Today, and it sounds like she made him pretty uncomfortable after being asked about the public’s fascination with her personal life:

“I am honestly getting sick of it, and I feel like telling people, ‘You know what? It’s none of your (expletive) business.’ Seriously, it’s enough. It’s like we’re appealing to the lowest …

And this is at a time when we should be so inspired and excited with what’s happening with the president. It’s a time to be positive and join together. We’re just trying to entertain you, man. Don’t shoot the messenger.”

I think she should go the “no comment” route so these things don’t go full-circle. Or we can just wait, because Jen hopes that we’ll realize that she has “a job and [she's...] an actress.” The good actress bit’s going to hang in the balance a little while longer, I think.

This drama does make a movie about a dog seem way more interesting. Mission accomplished, Jen!

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Lindsay Lohan Hates On “Stalkerazzi” via MySpace

Meieli Sawyer — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:48:47 +0000

Lindsay Lohan ran to her computer (and her MySpace) after a weekend of shopping to defend her relationship with Samantha Ronson. It sounds like someone’s letting the paparazzi get under her skin! Right after sweetly praising Britney Spears as a “talented woman,” she launched an attack on the “stalkerazzi” and their relationship quizzes, writing:

they should just stop asking altogether, once and for all if she and i are broken up because frankly, if we ever ever did…. i would say it before they could even think of asking. i’d say it here probably… i say everything here on myspace. okay. well, i hope that all the gossip magazines and sites, and lurkers read this cuz it’s not true. ahh! i love myspace because i can just write, and i love writing, and i can prove all the liars wrong… wow- the people that make sh*t up must really feel silly, embarrassed, out of stories, scr*w*d, f*ck*d, punk’d, and so much more. because, i can use myspace and just let everyone know what’s really going on. which is so much more fun! cuz now, people can get to know the REAL me. yay!

When your films are down the tubes, the paparazzi are your friends. Plus, how could any rumor be half as entertaining as Lindsay’s discovery that MySpace is for “let[ting] everyone know what’s really going on”? Is she realizing this just now? I’m scared.

Don’t worry about the relationship thing, because Lindsay said she’ll probably be announcing the break on MySpace when/if it happens. We’ll all be too tired of it by then to care, anyway.

Lindsay Lohan Continues To Slam Beakup Rumors

Meieli Sawyer — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 20:06:20 +0000

Lindsay Lohan has addressed rumors of her breakup with Samantha Ronson, this time on her MySpace. We asked for more info, and we got it. This was characteristically succinct for Linds, but as long as it’s not drunk blogging, we’re happy! Lindsay mentioned the status of her love life earlier today, saying:

“oy vey! rumors..

just to clear this up.. because i have been getting a lot of emails asking me this one question.

samantha ronson and lindsay lohan (me) are NOT breaking up

take care
xxLL”

Drama! At least Lindsay was defending her relationship, because Samantha Ronson was busy talking about “dealing with a car battery that’s dead.” We’ll give Sam a break, because she was all preoccupied with beating the “dipsh*t” she thought was going to try to sell photos of her with her broken down car.