So Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart and dethroned former teen queen Kari Ann Peniche apparently got naked and high and filmed an almost sex tape.

Gawker’s got the video, and explains the basic action contained therein:

In the video (which we edited down from a 12-minute original), we see the apparently inebriated threesome — at one point Gayheart says she needs to lay down because she’s so high — lounging au naturel in the fallen beauty queen’s Studio City apartment, passing around the camera and, for giggles, discussing what their porn names should be. Dane settles on “Tuff Hedemen” (his favorite champion bull rider). Soon the threesome move to the bathroom where the two ladies disrobe and get into a jacuzzi tub while Dane takes over the camera duties.

Boringly, no one has any kind of sex in the video- ostensibly because everyone’s “too high.” Commenters report “drug paraphernalia” on countertops as the camera pans, and at one point Gayheart indicates she has to go “lay down” because of it.

Gawker’s got the milder version of the video, and some interesting background on third party in the video (Gayheart and Dane are married) Kari Ann Penuche, quite juicily involving prostitution and pimping. And Fleshbot’s got the uncensored version, if you can handle no-sex-in-a-bathtub.

UPDATE: Twist alert! Apparently the video was stolen from Kari Ann Peniche during “Celebrity Rehab” by singer Mindy McCready!