A man caught having sex with a donkey claimed during a court hearing that the animal was a hooker from the club.

Moyo, 28, was arrested by the police during a routine patrol when he was spotted getting intimate with the donkey inside his yard. He did not contest the accusations though he was not asked to enter a plea.

Moyo reasoned out in front of magistrate Mildred Matuvi:

“I had hired a prostitute and paid $20 for the service at Down Town night club and I don’t know how she then became a donkey. I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey.”

The magistrate ordered that Moyo be examined by two government psychiatrists.

We can only wonder if the prostitute-turned-donkey will be available on the witness stand as the case progresses.

Zimbabwean Caught Having Sex with Prostitute-Turned-Donkey is a post from: The Inquisitr

Being able to sift out the spammers, never-ending supply of social media gurus, and just plain irritating “let me show you how to get x number of followers’ is hard enough but now we have a new player in the field who will pay people to try and be your friend.

Yes folks with the help of a new entry in the social media field called Spiffbox you to can earn real money being an irritating shit. Playing off of our desire to make money with the least amount of effort Spiffbox will give you points for every action you take on their network. Points for simply creating a profile, bombarding other members with meaningless messages, and (optionally of course) taking part in surveys or accept merchant offers.

The more you interact the more points you earn and the moment you cross the magical threshold of 2,000 point you can redeem it for a check worth $20.00. Apparently earning all that cash isn’t hard since accepting a chat request earns you 28 points, accepting a friend request nets you 10 points. So in no time you could be earning yourself hoards of cash should you be willing to prostitute yourself because in my opinion this is exactly what you are doing. Not to mention making a mockery of social media in general.

A big thanks to Sarah Perez at ReadWriteWeb for the warning on this ridiculousness and if a service ever needed a rating this is mine for Spiffbox

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The man took advantage of the situation to summon a call girl to his hotel room on his first night there. If you aren’t into very very embarressing moments, then don’t read on.

As he opened the door to his room I can only imagine the horror and surprise in both the man’s and prostitute’s eyes. The call girl turns out to be his own daughter.

The Israeli newspaper Ma’ariv reports that the father began feeling chest pains which may have been a mild heart attack. The man quickly ended his stay and returned to his wife to tell the truth about what happened.

She is now tracking down her daughter and will help her find a more suitable job. She hasn’t forgiving her husband though and she wishes to divorce him.

Urban myth or not. I don’t know. What do you think? This story is on BBC and what the BBC says is always right…

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