Villains of Gotham need not purchase a GPS…

Exit for The Batman is a post from: The Inquisitr

Beware of the invisibility. Or is that the visibility of the invisibility, visibly invisible.  Thinking about that is like dividing by zero.  We’re confused so just beware mkay?

Beware of the invisibility is a post from: The Inquisitr

Cop pulls over a donut truck. The charge is being delicious.

Charged with being delicious is a post from: The Inquisitr

At a time before skateboards were invented. But they did have ramps. Never mind.

Extreme Horse Boarding is a post from: The Inquisitr

It’s a bird, no it’s a plane, no its a small super hero like rodent. It’s super squirrel.

It’s a bird, it’s a plane no it’s a is a post from: The Inquisitr

The other week their were naked chicks in the hot tub, this week we bring you topless women, in the same tradition.

Topless Women is a post from: The Inquisitr

A mail box for back door lovers. In some states you could get arrested for delivering mail to this box. Slot her in baby.

Drop a letter in my slot is a post from: The Inquisitr

The financial crisis is hitting businesses hard. Banks are failing, so are auto manufacturers and newspapers. Every day its another company either folding or announcing another round of job cuts.

Here are some of the best comapny logos, post the financial crisis.

Ford now known as

3M downsized

LG: Life is really not that great

YAHOO! Turns out this is what their executives are

Best Buy: Now less of a statement more of a plea

(believed to be originally from Business Pundit, who has more here)

Company Logos After the Financial Crisis is a post from: The Inquisitr

Meet Isobel Varley, the Guiness Worls Record Book Holder for the Worlds Most Senior Tattooed Woman. Every centimetre of her body is tattooed, including her *ahems* you know what I mean. She is not your ordinary Grandma.

The tattoos are on her genitals, hnads feet, head neck and armpits. Imagine explaining that at Grandparents Day at elementary school.

You can read Isobel Varley’s website which documents her personal history with the ink, but here are some of my favourite quotes:

In 2006 I decided that I would get the whole of my scalp completely covered. The most difficult aspect about this was that I had to have the whole my head completely shaved. When Paul set about tattooing the head I left the choice of subject to him but when I found that he was tattooing
penises all over the back of the head I couldn’t believe it at first but I must admit I loved the work and asked him to continued with this theme over the whole head.

As I was going for complete coverage and Brent had only done a little work on and in the genital area, Alan tackled this area first. He covered every accessible spot on my vulva and around it and it was a mammoth task for us both due to the flexibility of the skin in this area but once started I was adamant that no spot should be left without pigment in it.

In May 2000, whilst in New York once again, I agreed to have some work done, this time from the well known artist, Spider Webb, who appropriately tattooed a spider, which he signed and dated in my left armpit.

She has penis tattoos on her head. And its not a pisstake. WTF doesn’t seem adequate.

Via Tattoo Blog

World’s Most Senior Tattooed Woman is a post from: The Inquisitr

Don’t worry, Russell Crowe what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Which is great news for Russell’s wife Danielle Spencer because Russell was felt up by Eva Longoria. Check out the photo with her hand resting on his inner thigh. For further evidence see the TMZ TMZ”>gallery there re photos of them leaning in to talk in each other’s ears. But then it was noisy right?

I know if I was Russell Crowe’s wife, Danielle, left at home with two kids, I would be pissed. But that’s not all, clearly Rusty has some fabulous man scent on or something because he also saw some man-on-man action from Marc Anthony, J-Lo’s plus one. Now that is disturbing.

The photos were taken at the Lavo Lounge.

Russell Crowe Gets Some Eva Longoria Action in Las Vegas (Pics) is a post from: The Inquisitr

Mark Wahlberg was pictured in Venice doing a “Prince William” and relieving himself against a wall. Because they have no toilets in Venice, obviously.

We guess his “funky bunch” aren’t that much of a handful, because he is doing it one handed, with a cigarette and bottle of water in the other. Just Gross!

See the full picture of Mark peeing on the wall below.

Image credit Splashonline.com

Mark Wahlberg gets out his Funky Bunch and wees against a wall is a post from: The Inquisitr