Doctors: “Your penis is adequate, stop messing with it”

Doctors at the Mayo Clinic have urged men to chill out and accept their dicks as-is in a "sexual health" release aimed at fellas who may fall prey to penis-enlargement scams. The internet in particular is awash in ... continue

Unintentional erections in the news

How does typing the word "Dong" not put anyone on high penis giggles alert? [sofapizza] continue

Autocorrect: Because you were thinking it anyway

Like "how's it hanging?" is any better? [Damn You Autocorrect] continue

[Video] Woman goes ballistic on subway flasher

As a native New Yorker, subway flashers can sometimes seem as commonplace as subway maps. The first time you see it, you're completely horrified and cannot conceive of such an event occurring in polite society in public in ... continue

Barack Obama’s signature looks like…

The Tea Partiers are going to have a field day with this. [accidental penis via thedailywh.at] continue

Pic: Why isn’t health insurance reform passing?

Oh, I see. [Probably Bad News] continue

Billboard for HBO’s ‘Hung’ in NZ may have invented massive wangvertising

If you've seen an episode of HBO's Hung and the title didn't clue you in, you know the show basically depicts a world that actually does revolve around the main character's huge dick. Via Copyranter comes this suggestive ... continue

Really dumb guy attempts DIY circumcision with nail clippers

A young British man was rushed to the hospital Tuesday morning in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, after being stupid enough to try to circumcise his own dangle with a pair of nail clippers. Regarding the so-close-yet-so-far to a Darwin Award act, ... continue

Mark Wahlberg gets out his Funky Bunch and wees against a wall

Mark Wahlberg was pictured in Venice doing a "Prince William" and relieving himself against a wall. Because they have no toilets in Venice, obviously. We guess his "funky bunch" aren't that much of a handful, ... continue