Old people pranks…

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Florida community wants to evict 6-year-old

No really, Kimberly Broffman, get off of their lawns. Kimberly, a 6-year-old in the custody of her grandparents, is facing eviction by local law enforcement because her grandparents live in a retirement community. The child has lived in ... continue

Working After Retirement May Be Good For You

Miami, FL (AHN) - New research suggests that working a temporary or part time job after retirement could keep older people healthier. The researchers, with the University of Maryland, used data from 12,189 people ages 51 to 61 ... continue

Florence Henderson starts FloH Club to give seniors tech support

The mom from The Brady Bunch has a new tech support company, designed to help your grandma follow you on Twitter. Florence Henderson describes the service as "like roadside assistance for computers," conceived because until not too long ... continue

Elderly Florida Woman Savagely Attacked By Pack Of Racoons

A Lakeland woman is undergoing medical treatment on Monday following a savage attack by a pack of raccoons. Authorities reveal the 74-year-old woman was trying to drive the animals away from her front door when the five ... continue

California Budget Cuts To Adversely Affect Disabled, Mentally Ill Seniors

Los Angeles, CA (AHN) - According to a new study by the UCLA Center for Health Policy Research when budget cuts resulting from California's 2009 fiscal crisis go into effect this week hundreds of thousands of low-income ... continue

Researchers: Insulin Boost Can Improve Muscle Growth In Elderly

Galveston, TX (AHN) - Recently, scientists have recognized that loss of responsiveness to insulin plays a major role in the loss of physical strength that occurs as people grow older. A new study by University of Texas ... continue

Grandma’s in ur Facebook, peepin’ ur drunk pics

Facebook is older than it's ever been, and now it's even older. iStrategy Labs- the folks responsible for the ads in your Facebook sidebar, pay close attention to demographic patterns on Facebook. And while the group found that ... continue

Why young people are best left alone in cheerleading squads

More than 300 women showed up to compete to become a New England Patriots cheerleader on Saturday, including one rather keen older participant. 41 year old Shelly Lawlor felt she was up to the challenge, reported Deadspin. Boston.com has ... continue

Old People News Tackles Email News

Old People News tackles the important issues of the day, including the terrorist links between Obama's dog and terrorists and other gems. The video comes from Atom, a company that hasn't been on our radar before, but is ... continue