Woman causes riot at Burlington Coat Factory with lottery win hoax

A cruel hoax at a Burlington Coat factory in Columbus, Ohio ended in a messy riot. A woman arrived at the store in a Hummer limo, announcing that she'd won the lottery and offering to cover tabs totaling up to ... continue

Elderly Croatian Man Dies during Bargain Basement Oral Sex Romp

An elderly Croatian man has died after securing a bargain basement price on an oral sex session with a local prostitute. The 80 year old man, known by friends as the type of person who just couldn't get ... continue

Missing shoes in Germany? You might want to talk to this Fox

The mystery behind a spate shoe thefts in a German town has been solved: a local fox had been stealing them. Locals in the German town of Föhren had wondered for over one year why shoes kept ... continue

Just too many one-liners to think of

Yes folks, the beef jerky has jumped the shark because you too can now own a pair of Brief Jerky (note clever play on wordage) for $139.00 USD. From their Etsy page ... continue

US Army Recruiting Suicidal Teens?

Look at the sign this way: the other side are, so why shouldn't the US Army recruit suicidal teens as well? Not sure if it's shopped or not, but it's not beyond the realms of possibility that ... continue

All About National High Five Day

Gimme some skin: Today, April 16, 2009, is National High Five Day. Yes, apparently there is such a holiday. National High Five Day falls on the third Thursday of April every year. National High Five Day Origins National High ... continue

Sex dolls, so lifelike you can get off and spark a murder investigation

Only in Japan. A 60 year-old man, who's wife a few years ago, had been having a relationship with his "girlfriend' for some time. Deciding that he would move into the home of one of ... continue

Lego Fashion Show: Spring Summer Collection

Lego is everywhere at the moment, there was the recent Lego terrorist action figures and now Lego inspired Fashion. Electro-flash French designer, J.C. de Castelbajac, created a LEGO-inspired Spring 09 collection and Lego has hit back ... continue

Pilots complain the A380 is too quiet

The Airbus A380, the largest passenger jet to grace the skies has many redeeming features, and one of those is unprecedented levels of cabin quietness. Passengers flying the A380 love the quiet, but apparently pilots for Emirates ... continue

PETA says meat eaters should pay more insurance

  That wacky mob PETA, fresh from "flouring" Lindsay Lohan in Paris has sent a letter to BlueCross BlueShield health insurance company in Vermont on behalf of their 2 million members asking that health insurance premiums be raised ... continue

Vicious Bambi 1: Maryland Lobbyist 0

  WTOPnews.com is reporting that Gilbert Genn, a Maryland lobbyist was attacked by a deer outside his home which stabbed him with its antlers when he went to take his dog Yuffie (not a typo) for a walk. Genn ... continue

Kevin Bacon, Poo and Ice Cream

Poo, ice cream and Kevin Bacon, the story of just who put shit into a family’s ice cream at the Coogee Bay Hotel is gripping Australia.  We classily covered the story here yesterday but in case you ... continue