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Cruise and Beckham Families Merge in Bizarre Wedding Ceremony

Samantha DeWitt — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 14:00:57 +0000

Fresh from spending Thanksgiving together in New York, the Cruise and Beckham families are ready to take their special relationship, that one step further. They plan to do this by holding what can only be described as some sort of marriage. Talk about creepy.

Apparently a source said: ‘Tom and David have been friends for years and they and their families spend a lot of time together. This year Tom wanted to make a special gesture that would show how much he appreciates their friendship and he thought this would be the perfect way.’”

That special gesture will see Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes merge their family with Victoria and David Beckham’s in a special ceremony. Tom will hold the bizarre service – during which the families will solemnly vow to be brothers and sisters and exchange heartfelt speeches.

The gesture serves as a Thanksgiving present from Tom to the Beckhams. Surely they could have said how about a gift voucher?

Amy Winehouse: Train wreck, you know you have to look.

Samantha DeWitt — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 06:33:24 +0000

Amy Winehouse has done it again, running around Camden last night off her face on god knows what, and for the amusement/pity of the rest of us its all been caught by the paps.

The Mirror is reporting that Winehouse went on a rampage, screaming for her husband and banging on the door of her old flat, which is just 100 metres from her current home.

The photos are awful, she is wearing that same strange string vest top she was wearing the other day. I suppose with that on if she spills anything she can just be wiped down. Whilst she doesn’t look as emaciated as those photos which appeared before she stopped saying no to rehab, she needs to switch out the meth/crack/smack for a sandwich, stat.

Obviously yelling for her husband means she intends to hook up with Blake Fielder, now that he is out of the slammer. Can’t wait for those pictures.

One day, if she doesn’t die like next week, she is going to do a vanity google, see these pics and be mortified. Its a train wreck, you won’t be able to look away.

Eva Mendes: a bat or just batty?

Samantha DeWitt — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 10:05:10 +0000

A source has told the National Enquirer that celebrity and Training Days actress Eva Mendes maintains her beautiful looks by hanging upside down.

Its not a bat, its a batty model, sorry actress. Apparently the beauty “regime” of hanging upside down causes the blood to rush to her head, giving her a “youthful, flushed complexion”. It certainly also explains the dazed look she perpetually walks around with.

This “regime” will also no doubt come as a surprise to Revlon Cosmetics, who Eva Mendes is currently a spokesperson for and if you believe the sales pitch is also responsible for that youthful complexion.

Via Female First