Nick Hogan has announced that he’s getting engaged! That’s right, not that he is actually engaged to girlfriend of three years Breana Tiesi, just that he is going to ask her soon.

Sure it might sound like a boneheaded move but Hulk Hogan’s son has told TMZ that he and Breana have been discussing their upcoming engagement for a while now and they even shopped for a ring together.

Nick is expected to pop the question “in the next few weeks” but the dude could have waited that long to break the news, after all some type of surprise is better that nothing.

Hogan wouldn’t give up any details about the engagement ring or information about how he would pop the question, so at least he has that going for him.

Nick Hogan Announces Engagement Before He Even Pops The Question is a post from: The Inquisitr

Brooke Hogan has created the crowning achievement of a super-terrible MySpace blog post, this time complete with photos and everything. I don’t think that posing in fake mugshots is particularly classy, but I think that Nick is already teeming with embarassment:

LOL poor press and clingy gossip lovers….

It’s so funny that the smallest thing I do can jack up everyones day…LOL sorry I ruined your little gossip world today people………or did I give you something else interesting to cling to for your boring worlds? Stay tuned! I might go shave my eyebrows tomorrow! Lets see what other fun things I can think of…um…. don’t you have a life to live? I know I do! Peace!

Love Always, Brooke

I think that spending time on MySpace to post stuff like this automatically means that you don’t have a life.

Brooke Hogan Goes N-U-T-S is a post from: The Inquisitr

Nick Hogan can’t handle jail! Surprised? I’m not, but I am still glad that ABC managed to get their hands on proof. It was just hours after he landed in the place that he was sobbing to his mother Linda, calling her “Mommy,” and saying that “They put me in a crazy ward.” He was actually surprised that his jail cell turned out to be so tiny, too, comparing to half the size of his bathroom and commenting that it doesn’t have a window. Sounds like jail to me. . .

I’d like to add that when Daddy Hogan talked to his son, he told him to “man up,” adding that his son was doing better than he would have done. (Somehow, I doubt that.) And would you believe it? Even his sister Brooke was trying to give him helpful suggestions, saying “I wouldn’t worry too much about it” and telling him how to construct a pillow by stuffing his towel into his empty pillowcase. The Hogan Fam– minus Nick himself– has kind of impressed me.

If Nick is taking it this bad, perhaps eight months in jail is an appropriate sentence after all.

Nick Hogan Cries in Jail. Do You Feel Bad for Him? is a post from: The Inquisitr