Do you walk around your house naked?

Better watch your windows. Eric Williamson, 29, was home alone on Monday and started making coffee at 5:30 am. Williamson’s roommates weren’t home, so he didn’t bother putting on pants. Now the man, a commercial diver from Springfield, VA, faces up to a year in jail and $2,000 in fines because an unidentified woman (walking with a 7-year-old boy) was peering in his windows at the time of the incident.

Williamson, himself the father of a five-year-old, says he feels like the victim in the scenario, and it’s not hard to see why. While naked sunbathing is one thing, it seems like a reasonable assumption that very few people will be looking into your kitchen in the dark pre-dawn hours. The complainant and the child were cutting across Williamson’s yard at the time, which sounds an awful lot like trespassing to me. And what’s worse for a seven-year-old child- seeing a naked person of their own gender or being dragged out of bed at 5am for a walk? Williamson commented on his predicament and the horrible connotations of his “crime.”

“Yes, I wasn’t wearing any clothes but I was alone, in my own home and just got out of bed. It was dark and I had no idea anyone was outside looking in at me… I am a loving dad. Any of my friends and anyone knows that and there is not a chance on this planet I would ever, ever, ever do anything like that to a kid.”

She explained,  “I’m not some exhibitionist. I think people think I just love walking around naked.”

“When you start making it about yourself, you stand in the way of doing your job. I have to sit in an editing room with the director and a bunch of execs, and if I had to sit there and think about myself and these men watching me, I think that would make me insecure. I’m just like every other girl out there. I would cringe.”

The 34-year-old actress added making ‘The Burning Plain’ – in which she stars as Sylvia, a woman who found out her mother was having an affair when she was a teenager – made her think about her own upbringing.

Charlize’s parents had a turbulent relationship, culminating in her father being shot dead by her mother after he attacked her when Charlize was 15.

She told the USA Today newspaper, “I looked at my parents and I was so judgmental, and you don’t understand the struggles of what it is to be in a marriage and be committed and raise children and to be part of a family.

“Their marriage wasn’t great. As a child, you see things very differently, and then I got older and I went, ‘Wow, that’s amazing.’ You start going out with a couple of boys, and some of them aren’t so nice. There’s a lot more that plays into this whole relationship thing than you think.”

Glamour readers are fangirling like crazy over “plus size” model Lizzi Miller.

Miller turned heads in the latest issue because of the simple fact that she resembles most readers of the fashion mag. Miller, 20, is a size 12-14 and not even technically “plus sized,” but her curvy shape is still alien to the airbrushed pages even of slightly progressive Glamour magazine.

Grateful readers flooded Glamour with emails, prompting a blog post about “the woman on p. 194″:

The emails were filled with such joy–joy at seeing a woman’s body with all the curves and quirks and rolls found in nature. (Raising a question: With all the six-packs out there, do you even know what a normal belly looks like anymore–other than the one you see in the mirror?)

And of the attention, Lizzi is grateful, too. She says:

“When I read them I got teary-eyed!” she says. “I’ve been that girl, flipping through magazines trying to find just one person who looked a little bit like me. And when I didn’t find it I would start to think there’s something wrong with the way that I looked. When J. Lo and Beyoncé came out and were making curves sexy, I started to accept myself more. It’s funny, but just seeing them look and feel sexy enabled me to do the same.”

So what do you think? Does Lizzi Miller look fantastic or is this lowering standards for stick thinness industrywide?

Honestly, who would be that stupid?

A German company is selling a bikini that dissolves on contact with water, marketing them to jilted men who wish to see former girlfriends embarassed in a pool, beach or reality-show-jacuzzi situation. While the doucheblogger guy set may have hur-hurred about it for a few days, would any woman be so stupid as to accept such a gift from a man whose heart she’s recently shattered? Me, I’d assume the crotch part and the boobly triangles were treated with itching powder, which actually sounds worse- well, worse for me.

Because it’s Sunday, as the suits (or bathing costumes, as our British friends so comically call them) make their way across predictable web channels, women’s activists bloggers are riled at sales of the product. Give your sisters some credit- this will never work on any woman with half a brain. I do see a market for drama queens and women who have a lifelong dream to be on Girls Gone Wild 68 or something. Just remember,honey, it’s all downhill from there…

The suits are priced at 9.99 (in Euros) which I think translates into like, seventy-five American dollars with exchange rates.

[Via: Clint.be- why yes, I do speak fluent bleep bloop.]

This might sound like the beginning of a joke but the fact is that this is exactly what happened in a Darwin City, Australia, 24-hour eatery on Monday.when he ordered two buckets of chips to go. A witness, Steveb Baslick, was asked by two really drunk revellers if he would take some pictures of one of them doing some Jack Ass thing.

When he agreed one of the men stripped down to his birthday suit and proceeded to go into the shop to place his order to go. His companion apparently was to embarrassed and stayed outside. Mr. Baslick was a little surprised by the lack of resistance of the woman taking and filling the naked gentleman’s order. Apparently the woman just smiled a lot while doing her job.

The thing I want to to know; or maybe not, is where was the guy keeping the money to pay for the food? Which reminds me .. where were you Duncan on Monday??

Source: Northern Territory News

Imagine this. you are one of the policemen (/women) called to a disturbance only to find yourself being faced with a 280 pound (20 Stone) woman ripping off her clothes as you try to arrest her. Then to top it off she goes and jumps into a bubble bath – refusing to get out. I don’t know about you but that definitely wouldn’t be one of the high points of my day.

However this was the case when the police were sent to a disturbance she had caused by storming into another house like a raging bull and launching into a political and racist rant. It took five – rather wet – officers to haul Ms. Margret Barrows, 45, of Woking Surrey in England. Even though they managed to get her out of the tub she refused to get dress and they had to march her naked to the police station.

Some days it just doesn’t pay to get out of bed and go to work eh.

Source: The Sun Online

The fast food chain has fired a worker who bathed in a utility sink — and videotaped it — in Ohio. Here’s the most disturbing part, though: The sink is used to clean the restaurant’s equipment. Would you like some naked guy’s germs with that?

For what it’s worth, the non-employee-of-the-month apparently was taking the dip to celebrate his birthday. He posted the video to his MySpace page, though it’s (thankfully) no longer there.

Car crashes aren’t that uncommon, but seeing one from your house where a naked woman repeatedly rams another car, gets out, then breaks into a house…well that’s not something you see every day.