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Wife Seeks Divorce after Husband Poops in Cooking Pots

AHN — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 16:50:03 +0000

Oluwakemi Ogundele, a Nigerian housewife complained against the strange and peculiar actions of her 37-year-old husband, Oluwafemi. She filed a divorce after her husband would not stop defecating in their cooking pots and plates.

Online Nigeria reports that Ogundele informed Igando Customary Court in Lagos earlier this month that her husband if frequently drunk and would resort to beating her. His husband’s odd action of emptying his bowels in cooking pots often take place whenever he is under the influence of alcohol.

In addition, Oluwakemi asks that their marriage to be dissolved. She said that there was no more love in their marriage. She also added that her husband could no longer provide the needs of the family. Her husband denied the charges but agreed that there was no love between them.

This marriage case will adjourn until later this month while waiting for the decision, the court advised the couples to keep their peace. A report does not reveal the years that the couple has been married.

The Japanese Marriage Bra

Dennis Bjørn Petersen — Fri, 15 May 2009 09:51:57 +0000

As though it wasn’t enough with a solar powered or chopstick or postal bra, lingerie maker Triumph International has launched the “Konkatsu Bra.” (marriage hunting). Japan’s marriage rate is falling and the average age at which women get married is over 28 years, relatively late for a country in which single females were once considered over the hill at 25.

The novelty bra features a timepiece, a holder for the traditional seal that some people use to sign off contracts and a pen for those nuptial agreements. The clip says it all.

In Japan nearly 57 % of women under the age of 34 are unmarried giving the 3800 match making companies there enough to do.

I don’t know…I think I’ll stick with the Bro (or Manssiere).

Danny Masterson & Bijou Phillips are engaged

Duncan Riley — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 01:41:21 +0000

Danny Masterson and Bijou Phillips are getting married.

According to reports, Masterson popped the question in Los Angeles Saturday. The couple have been dating for three years.

Masterson is best known for his role in That 70’s show, while Phillips is a movie actress and the daughter of John Phillips of The Mamas and the Papas.

The couple will star in two films that will be released this year, Made for Each Other and The Bridge to Nowhere.

Heidi Montag Makes Her Sister Holly Cry, Confuses Her Mom

Meieli Sawyer — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 19:01:09 +0000

As we all know by now, Heidi has eloped with Spencer and they are living it up in marital bliss. If it’s anything like the last episode of The Hills, then it’s probably filled with awkward silences, family-insulting moments, and faux compliments. What could be worse than that? Making your sister cry on live TV! Holly Montag, Heidi’s smart older sister, was actually moved to tears (real ones) when she found out yesterday that her sister got married on Thursday.

Heidi obviously cares a lot about her family, too, judging from what she told Us:

“I called her right before the ceremony, sort of hinted that something that happened, but her reaction was to ask me if we were breaking up! I told her it might be something else, and she said, ‘Well, if you ever plan on getting married just know that your stepdad is really upset that you want your father to walk you down the aisle.’ She was starting so much drama, it kind of pushed me toward wanting to get married without that. I don’t know when I’ll tell her.”

Newsflash: she knows. Egads, these people are moronic.

Sneak Peak: Britney Spears Documentary Videos

Samantha DeWitt — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 09:30:00 +0000

Editors note: update from this post, includes extra details and video

A sneak peak of the documentary that everyone has been wanting to see, where Britney talks for 90 minutes, candidly about just how her life has unravelled so publicly is available.

Britney talks about how dance is therapy, and not everyone needs to go to therapy and talk about things. I think we might have discovered right there just what went wrong. Clearly, not enough dancing.

The other video touches on her marriage (presumably the one to K-Fed) and she says she got married for the idea of it, not because she was following her heart. Ok, the bys are going to love that when they are older.

Britney does however look like her old self, which is a positive. Time will tell whether the doco works wonders for her public reputation, and we all stop talking about her vagina. It would have to be a good documentary for that, though.

The documentary airs in the United States on MTV on November 30 and in the United Kingdom on 1 December on Sky 1.

Mel Gibson and the case of the suspected Russian Mistress

Samantha DeWitt — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:29:28 +0000

Mel Gibson has been snapped by FadedYouthBlog, in close proximity to a mystery Russian woman, who they have prevously alleged was his mistress. Okay, they didn’t allege it – they said it was rumoured, and then they called the story an exclusive.

Her name is Oksana, she is Russian, 28 years old and as far as we know despite being beautiful she has never appeared in a James Bond Film.

FYB said that when they broke the story of the rumoured mistress in August Oksana quickly disappeared from the Edge of Darkness movie set Mel was working on in Boston.

FYB says:

While Mel’s spokesperson tried to quash the original rumours of his mistress by saying she was “one of the artists on Mel’s recording label in the US recording,” Oksana’s reappearance by Mel’s side confirms suspicions that she is more to Mel than just a colleague.
Most recently, a weary Mr. Gibson was seen walking across the set of Darkness, casually smoking a cigarette. Minutes later, an angelic but cautious Oksana walked the same path. Sources confirm that Oksana has no role in the film or job on the set, so her presence on set and her consistent proximity to Mel is undeniably puzzling.

Oksana’s mysterious appearance brings further scrutiny to Mel’s character, infidelity, and lascivious nature.

Mel has been married to Robyn for the past 28 years, not a bad effort by Hollywood standards. We are not sure you can call someone out for being a cheater, or say its rumoured they are cheating because you saw them together once, and on a second occasion they walked in the same direction, minutes behind each other. Which is what FYB, followed by a host of “me-too” celeb sites are saying.

Mel has had a tough time recently, the set he was pictured on is the first time he has acted since the whole “get shit faced/pulled over by the cops/anti Semetic comment” incident. Anyway, he might be Mel Gibson, but time has not been kind to the 52 year old, so we can’t see it. What do you think?

You can see the rest of the images here.

Japanese man wants to marry Anime character

Samantha DeWitt — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 10:04:07 +0000

A Japanese man has posted an online petition, arguing that Japan should change its laws to allow people to marry comic book characters. Japan, currently, like most countries legally only allows humans to marry. What’s more bizarre about this story is that the online petition has attracted more than 1,000 other ~~wierdos~~ people.

“I am no longer interested in three dimensions. I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world.”

“However, that seems impossible with present-day technology. Therefore, at the very least, would it be possible to legally authorise marriage with a two-dimensional character?”

“For a long time I have only been able to fall in love with two-dimensional people and currently I have someone I really love,” one signatory to the petition wrote.

“Even if she is fictional, it is still loving someone. I would like to have legal approval for this system at any cost.”

Right. The growing popularity of Hentai, and Anime p$rn is creepy enough, do you need to marry them too?

Via Finder

All Right, Who Did Mariah Have to Pay?

Meieli Sawyer — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:46:13 +0000

Usually celebs get heaps of cash for selling all their private wedding pics, but there’s something amiss about this whole hoopla surrounding Mariah’s marriage to Nick Cannon. Yes, we get it. It was a surprise. But what was the deal with Oprah today? She basically had a mini meltdown on her show about Mariah’s “secrets” and her “Mrs. Cannon” tattoo, complete with intense finger shaking and the skinny from Gail via satellite.

Okay, Oprah, the earth still turns. Mariah’s married, okay? (Although for how long is another question entirely.) Plus we can’t forget about the slideshow of all the “Exclusive” photos splashed across People (available Friday, everyone!). Ew.

The good news is that Vibe mag is probably raking in runoff sales right now, even if they did scoop the wrong story.

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